yasjovnne
— ¿Es seguro?
“Llevo unos diez. Así que digo que sí.”
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yasjovnne
— ¿Es seguro?
“Llevo unos diez. Así que digo que sí.”
nevaehkersey
—Mh, se ve bien. ¿Qué son?
“Ah... no sé. Estaban en la mesa y los tomé, pero están buenos y si tuviesen veneno habría muerto hace media hora, la verdad.”
bhckta
“Sólo si me dices que son.”
“Si soy sincero, no tengo idea, pero creo que tienen queso crema... ¡Están buenos!”
Dacre Montgomery leaving Perth with a mystery brunette - (04.01.2017)
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“Oye, oye, oye, ¿por qué no pruebas estos?”
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
faithtvr
“Esta debe ser la única parte relajante de la Navidad.” Dígitos ejercen presión sobre el plástico abultado, mínimas burbujas cuya explosión encuentra extrañamente satisfactoria. “¿Quieres?” Desconoce el porqué del ofrecimiento, mas el rostro que aún no visualiza es al cual dirige su diestra.
Sonrió. “Concuerdo completamente contigo.” Observando el plástico con burbujas, bastante relajado con el sonido de los mismos al explotar. “Seguro.” Con emoción respondió, extendió su mano.
lisztxmxnia
“¡Puto auto de mierda, enciende!”
“Gritando no se va a solucionar...”
cndrxw
“Alguien le puso nueces al pastel, no puedo creer que hayan alterado la receta de mis abuelos.”
“¿Tiene nueces?” Tras una pausa bastante dramática continuó “Qué bueno que no soy alérgico.”
noahxashworth
—Hey, creo que no deberías hacer eso. Podrías lastimarte— recomendó a la persona que ante sus ojos, tenía una actitud nociva.
Apartó la mirada de la pantalla de la cámara, sonriendo al chico junto con un elevado de hombros. “No te preocupes por mí, sólo estoy toman---” La bocina del auto le hizo saltar sobresaltado, apartándose y salvándose casi por los pelos de ser atropellado.
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