son chorizos

michaela, aquarius

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Vintage Moschino “It’s all so simple” Embroidered Slogan Mini Dress

[nostalgicgifs]

[thefaeinthewoods-deactivated202]

No offense but life is all about reading books, kissing girls, being nice, and eating strawberries

[lakevida]

why is there a michaels crafts group chat

[yvezsaintlaurent]

i downloaded this app again cause twitter is starting to feel like 2014 tumblr and holy shit I do not want to be part of that again

[cantabilechaos]

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[tiffanarchy]

why is this so funny

[kristina100000]

oh SHUT UP

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i really don’t know why tumblr “died” and twitter took off for like. fun stuff and anything not related to real life because its better suited for that and also literally impossible to avoid on there. like. the trends for me right now are george bush and johnny test. i will not click on either of them. i don’t want to know what horrors could possibly be going on in that hashtag. muting words does not work. there is no good blacklist. i will constantly be recommended content i don’t want to see. nothing is in chronological order. all the funny content is stolen from tumblr posts from last week. can someone tell me why we “abandoned” tumblr again

[yvezsaintlaurent]

is this thing on

How did I keep gaining followers while I was gone for however many months lmao

[themakeupbrush]

Rahul Mishra S/S 2020 Couture

[hexalt]

Bong Joon-ho & Taika Waititi

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

what’s going on here

[jon-lox]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[lustyloveylady]

I have watched this several times and I will never tire of his reaction

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[prophecyguy]

[jacobdaya]

Zendaya and Jacob Elordi in Soho, New York City, February 3rd.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]