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imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence

stability

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NO OMFKDKJA.

coldheartx

sizvideos

cross-leggeddefiance

There is so much joy in this video. It makes me so happy.

blasianxbri

he so happy

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I screamed with happiness!

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Chelsea Peretti

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whoa-bruh

I just died

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1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”

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This kid is fucking hilarious!

alexander

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

thesilverhammer

Living.

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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

unshaped

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

weloveshortvideos

dead silence

weloveshortvideos

the smallest things be this funny when you’re with a true friend

tastefullyoffensive

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”Where’d he go?” 🔊

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housewifeswag

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

stay-grateful

dying rn

quotethat

I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much.

Emery Allen (via sins)

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goalsmami

QUEEN

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“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

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“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

bxnnytt

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

gala-xy

😂😂😂😂😂😂

warmsuggestion

The person you love is not the same as they were when you first started loving them and they are not the same as they will be when you die. Love must be adaptive. Love must be smart enough and strong enough to survive constant change. Love must not be rigid.

lochnessmonsterofficial

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.

I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.

So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.

Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.

Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.

Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.