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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

targetedknowledge

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

protectspock

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excuse me

protectspock

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

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its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

amygdalae

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

raccootic

Animation thing I didn’t wanna finish

A spamton game show race game about getting the right treasure to the goal line first or something. Idek just wanted to animate movement rn

funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

reaiiygoodusername

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

pelmeshkaoo

Chapter 13 of the fan-comic “Ashes to Shards” on AO3 just published. There is a part that I decided to post here

https://archiveofourown.org/works/69743251/chapters/212047206

raccootic

Once again tryina post my comics from today

Bird spamton 4 life

He is so spoiled

cinnabuncrumbs

generational fumble dude

(limited time offer and subsequently all art by borderlambs @triptrippy) (hi welcome back to tumblr i love your comic so much but i hate twitter)

vinihyperfocus

Some fics/art/comics unironically be like "Hey Spamton, I was really worried when you *chose* to be homeless, okay? It really affected my mental health, I had to eat a lot of ice cream to drown my sorrows while you were almost starving to death, and I spent days in my super soft and comfortable bed while you didn't even have a place to fall dead, okay? I also suffered a lot from *your decision*. Let's ignore that all these years I haven't tried to go after you and I steal your ideas and/or vilify you. Obviously, we all suffer equally! Can you apologize for all of this? Can you please apologize for being a disabled homeless person? So I feel less guilty, hmm? Can you apologize for me neglecting you?"

"And can you also *stop* having mental disorders and panic attacks and fleeing out of fear, or having religious psychosis? Don't you realize that this toxic behavior is what made everyone distance themselves from you? You should apologize for that too, by the way."

"And why are you taking so long to accept my apology? I said I'm sorry, so you have an obligation to accept it! That's how it works, right?"

ntrider

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

ntrider

I stop once I start getting short of breath

aokozaki

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

ntrider

I'M NOT A DOG??????

aokozaki

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

ntrider

wait! au au

aokozaki

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

ntrider

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭