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I always respond to various versions of "I have a question?" with "... and here is a bad answer" as my only response. No one has ever laughed, but I will continue this gambit to my grave.
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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
I always respond to various versions of "I have a question?" with "... and here is a bad answer" as my only response. No one has ever laughed, but I will continue this gambit to my grave.
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BALDUR’S GATE III : Myconids
same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
Kidnapped Love, work by contemporary Italian sculptor Daniele Accossato (2015)
just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them
Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed
...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????
No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.