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i don't actually have any bees || twitter @zach_min

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[yvynyl]

[staff]

You can now “Send to” Tumblr directly from your Google Reader!  Thanks, Google :)

(via yvynyl and jtramsay)

[intercal]

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[bobcat-pie]

we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aniseandspearmint]

the cucumbers are ARMED and DANGEROUS

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Dangerous"

[kamenridercasey]

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[targetedknowledge]

[strawberry-crocodile]

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

[daphneorsmthng]

We hear so much about “de-extincting” dire wolves and wooly mammoths but this one might be actually attainable.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[kitty]

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

[srrrokka]

[gun-flame]

[vonbaghager]

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[grxi]

#twenty one pilots fans DNI!!

[qqchurch]

[nitw]

[based on this legendary post]

[aqwult]

[thorne-5658]

nl my goat

[hawkpartys]

the problem with being someone who 1) lives in mountain lion range 2) enjoys night hiking is that there is a nonzero chance my last words will be "oh fugg a gougar"