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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

#shit ai says #the simpsons

4-murasame

a collection of some of my favourite postjackks... undeniably he did not deserve to live but i loved him anyway

sleepnoises

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

skinhorses

sleepnoises

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

ukulelekatie

I keep thinking about this post as I check in on the Artemis II mission throughout the day in between doing my normal tasks. My texts to my girlfriend look like “Aw man I was making pasta for dinner and I dropped the box and now there’s macaroni all over the floor. Houston and Integrity Crew are go for translunar injection by the way”

honeyscomet

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

honeyscomet

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

dogpuppy

infectiouspiss

i would die for this thing

infectiouspiss

he's called Rise (like earth rise, the best fucking space picture ever) and he's the ZGI (zero gravity indicator) for this launch

which basically means they have a plushie free floating in the shuttle and when it starts floating around they know they're in zero gravity :3

infectiouspiss

WHEEEE!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

mottshepard

Seeing a family size Nutella jar float, unhindered, through the Artemis II crew cabin on live broadcast as they simultaneously broke the Apollo 13 lunar distance record