Zach Paez

zachpaez at gmail dot com

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I can’t make it to this movie for personal reasons. So if anyone wants my ticket, it’s yours. https://www.instagram.com/p/B97_dkgphI7/?igshid=1b0ue2bqtya3g

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Don't buy Super Smash Bros for Kindle. The controls suck.

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Dead Poets Society is a movie about kids who pretend the floor is hot lava.

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Stupid mobile deposit doesn't work.

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If I was a terrorist this is the perfect boarding number.

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Dude, you're not even trying.

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Here’s a new short video from my group Uncle Mom. I play Hat Man.

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Was it you who came up with the climax of episode 10 season 1, where Chang is salsaing, troy and abed are singing, and "green day" are playing?

Nope. That was all from Dan Harmon's wonderful brain. I can only take credit for pitching the Troy and Abed duet of "Somewhere Out There" which I think cost the studio something like 35 grand to use. Get into music publishing, kids!

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This stupid McDonald's is all out of Mario Kart.

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The city of Los Angeles hearts boobs!

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I've watched this over a thousand times and never noticed the dirty lecher under the table.

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Don't give your factory to a kid that stutters. (Taken with Instagram at Across from Wurstküche.)

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Tonight @ 9:30pm Disney Channel

(sketch by Alex Hirsch)

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Well, I doent remember typing this. So obviously it did work. (Taken with instagram)

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Here's a short video made by my group Uncle Mom.

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IKEA Man is happy he got a live person on the phone, not because he can't make a desk, but because he is naked. (Taken with instagram)