banana bus squad (older works of mine have mini ladd and ohm, but i stopped writing for them for obvious reasons)
misfits podcast
goons
dream smp (both characters and irl ppl)
minecraft streamers
lunch club (except for carson for obvious reasons)
MCYT
dream, sapnap, and c!technoblade x abused! reader hc
sapnap, dream, tommy, and c! techno x reader who cried while arguing hc
platonic! tommy x reader hc
c! philza + c! technoblade x reader who has panic attack hc
Teen! Reader
sleepy boys inc x gn! teen! reader hc
Smut
sapnap x reader hc
BBS
platonic! bbs x male! reader
Poly
iamwildcat x thegamingterroriser x vanossgaming x male! reader
iamwildcat x thegamingterroriser x vanossgaming x sick! reader
kryozgaming x reader x smii7y
basicallyidowrk x female! reader x fourzer0seven
daithidenogla x reader x thegamingterroriser
Teen! Reader
h20delirious x teen! reader x vanossgaming
basicallyidowrk x teen! female! reader x fourzer0seven
okay so, i know youve written something similar to this, but can I have some headcannons of platonic!philza and romantic!technoblade for when they are in an argument with the reader and they flinch and have a panic attack due to past abuse, and the reader thinks techno and phil are gonna hurt them but their like no im so sorry and comfort the reader? your headcannons are amazing lol, sorry if this is too heavy
c! philza and c! technoblade x reader who has a panic attack
i can’t even say that im upset with how specific this is bc it just works (also i kinda changed it a lil up for phil’s bc i was inspired to do something)
tw for abuse (mental and physical) and panic attacks
wc: 1,150
C! PHILZA
you normally don’t argue with anyone! in fact, you have a tendency to avoid arguments for the sake of your mental health. and phil was typically a more passive person, so you two had gotten on pretty well.
however, one night you’re late to come home. like, incredibly late. almost three hours pas the time you normally come home.
phil? he’s super stressed. from the loss of wilbur, he’s grown to be more protective of his family and friends and that includes you. his foot would not stop bouncing and he couldn’t help that his head keeps snapping to the clock next to the couch.
the front door finally opened and you stumbled inside, looking deliriously tired. phil shoots up off the couch and meets you before you could start heading towards your room.
“where have you been? i asked techno, ghostbur, and tommy and they all told me they haven’t seen you since you entered l’manberg earlier!”
you looked down, unsure of what to say. you can’t exactly explain what was happening, it would just bring more danger to everyone involved.
so you flounder for the words, not looking phil in the eyes as he waited for your reply. and when you just settle for a simple shrug, he feels irritation build in his chest.
“you’re not even gonna tell me?”
you steel yourself. you can’t let him know. so you look up with a glare and shake your head soundlessly, telling him that you weren’t gonna budge. and phil is now officially pissed off.
at every attempt he tries to pry an answer out of you, you respond with hostility, practically asking him to just drop it.
the fight escalates slowly as you go up the stairs and you turn around just in time as phil gestures passive aggressively at you.
you can’t hear anything, you can’t see anything other than a faint glimpse of a hand hitting you at one point and you crumbled backwards, eyes wide and tearing up.
“pl-- please don’t hit me, i didn’t-- i didn’t do anything, i swear!”
phil recoils backwards at your shriek, watching as you scrambled away from him and into the nearest wall, curling into a ball.
“dream, pleas-- please, i promise!”
and the sound of a name he was far too familiar with, everything clicks in his head. this has something to do with a certain blonde manipulative mother fucker.
he walked forwards softly and crouches in front of you, noticing your tears and the fact that you’re shaking so hard he could feel the ground moving slightly. he settles his hand lightly on your knee, shushing you when you jump.
“i’m here. it’s only us, and i will make sure nothing ever hurts you. you’re safe with me.”
he keeps repeating the words, until they finally reach your muddled mind and you begin to breathe softer and slower. after five minutes of him calming you down, you lean into his touch and wipe away your tears.
now that he knew you were in the right frame of mind, he didn’t hesitate to lunge forward and pull you into a smothering hug. with your head on his shoulder, he tucked his own into your neck and let out tears of relief.
“please tell me what’s going on.”
how can you say no to that?
you spill out that dream has been threatening you, him, and the rest of his family, and has used it to make you fulfill tasks he felt like he didn’t want to do. you admitted to the mental and physical abuse, watching phil get more infuriated as you said this.
at the end, he pulls you in for hug again and sears that he, tommy, and techno are going to handle this.
C! TECHNOBLADE
you and techno are relatively okay with communication, considering he’s not too into being super vulnerable with you and you’re the same way
but the next few days, you notice that techno wasn’t coming home as often as he used to. he would come late at night, covered in blood and just take a shower and go straight to bed.
obviously, the first few times, you let him go without confrontation. if he wanted to tell you, he can. you weren’t obligated to know everything he does. that’s how your trust works.
but after almost a week of it, you were growing curious and worried. what could he be doing?
one night, you stopped him before he could move up the stairs by grabbing him by the wrist.
“hey, blade, are you alright? i’m worried about you.”
he turned around and looked at you, jaw tensing slightly. that was the first sign he was hiding something from you.
“i’m fine, why?”
you weren’t just gonna take that for an answer and began to pester him the entire way to your hared bedroom. he would respond in short and choppy answers, shaking his head the entire way.
eventually he just snaps out of irritation and whirls around, face contorted angrily.
“just drop it! fucking drop it, it’s none of your business where i go or what i do!”
techno was unaware of this, but when he got angry, his body language got extremely aggressive and defensive.
so when he turned on you with hunched shoulders and eyes glinting dangerously, you stumbled back so hard that you bashed your elbow into the wall.
techno would’ve gone on with his day had it not been for the fear in your face and how quickly you slid down the wall and cradled your head, with muffled begs of him not to hurt you.
he was on knees instantly, awkwardly holding your hands and attempting to ground you and make sure that you were okay. though he was covered in blood, you found comfort in the texture of his hands against yours and slowly eased into his embrace.
by the time you could think clearly again, you found your tears being wiped away and techno hunching over you as if he were protecting you from anything and anybody else.
“i’m so sorry i caused you to react like that.” he hums when he sees you in the right state of mind. “i’m so, so sorry.”
you do your best to comfort him back, telling him it wasn’t his fault. that night was when you unloaded past trauma, telling him about an abusive past that you were trying to move away from
he’s never felt guiltier about anything before.
techno helps you to stand and you both take a nice, long shower together (mostly to get the blood off of you both but also to make sure you’re well cared for) before heading off to bed.
once again, techno is curling his entire body around yours protectively and holding you with such an iron grip that you know nothing bad will ever come to you again.
i dont think i’d be comfortable writing yandere?? my past experiences make me super weary of writing manipulation/abuse in that romantic sense so i don’t think i could do that comfortably.
people have stated this and i had no idea (partially because i dont watch any of the mcyt’s streams) but tommy and tubbo have stated they dont like romantic (or in tubbo’s case, any) fics written about them so that’s also a no-no
DUDE, YOU ARE FEEDING INTO MY SAPNAP SIMPING HABITS PLEASE
obviously, if you’re not 18+, please don’t interact with this post!!!
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there is not a day that goes by where i dont sit down and think: sapnap is rough in bed
THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS MAN IS NOT ROUGH IN BED
ok, ok, hear met out: you’re just laying down in his bed, kinda half awake and shit as you watch him stream minecraft on the dream smp. you can tell he’s getting pissed at whatever the fuck because he’s pretty much hunched over his keyboard and there’s this grit in his tone that’s undeniably filled with irritation
so, he ended the stream and just huffed to himself and turned to you, with that look in his eye and you knew that you were about to get some dick.
he is harsh with every bite against your body, being unrelenting and somewhat primal in the way he’s fucking with you.
in prepping you, he takes on a faster pace, chasing your release more than he’s concerned about properly making sure you’re prepared.
yeah, no one should be cumming that fast and that hard while they’re in the foreplay stage of sex.
if he’s feeling particularly patient, he’ll just use his mouth and nothing else. you’re at his mercy, and knowing the little shit, he’d probably edge you with his mouth.
imagine him humming against you, knowing you’re close because you can’t stop twitching and trembling, and pulling back at the last second to see your distraught and teary eyed face. this was probably the fourth time he’d done it and you just want to cum dude.
and when he eventually lets you, he wont stop. this motherfucker is so into overstim, the idea of you crying from pleasure and pain is just so hot to him. if you’re lucky, he stop after your third time cumming. if not, then you’ll die. simple as that. pass out because his tongue game is so strong.
eventually, you’ll get to the main event and his dick is red from being ignored. yeah, he seems like the type to jack off while he’s going down on you, but also he was so focused on making you cry that he ignored himself.
he’s no longer ignoring himself the second he sinks into you. his faced is filled with pleasure and it takes him .3 seconds to just start going to pound town.
in terms of positions, sapnap probably prefers missionary, reverse missionary, and cowgirl. lemme go into detail for each out of my own free will ;3
missionary: sapnap would FUCKING LOVE to just look you in the eyes while he’s railing you into the next century. to see your eyes roll back and your mouth drop open with each thrust into you makes him so proud of himself. he can’t help smiling at your choked moans and bites into your neck, wanting to hear more noises from you.
reverse missionary: look, LOOK. sapnap is aware that you probably have some body image issues and he uses this position to his advantage. with the mirror in his bedroom, he slaps his dick into you while holding your jaw towards to mirror, forcing you to watch. and as you whimper and whine, he enjoys seeing himself fuck in and out of you, cum dripping out of you with every jerk.
cowgirl: he’s from the south. dude. WHAT SOUTHERN MAN DOESN’T WANT THE COWGIRL POSITION-- okay, anyways, he enjoys this position the most when he’s in a more switch mood. to see you come undone and using his body for yourself and chasing what you want is the quickest way for him to cum. and sometimes he does it so fast that you still haven’t reached your own orgasm and continue bouncing on his overstimulated dick.
man has a cum obsession but you didn’t hear it from me.
can you write a tommy x reader please? just like simple fluff of like sbi family dynamics and Tommy asking them for advice on his first crush and stuff, getting all shy.
I DID IT! but ive called off writing romantic things for tommy, tubbo, and ranboo, so it’s platonic. sorry mate. here it is!
MORE PEOPLE REQUESTING OOGA BOOGA YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also, someone commented on the last post about me writing self insert on tommy and tubbo, so i just wanna reiterate that with those two, i specifically only write platonic fics. i know the last post asked for dating hc and that’s on me for indulging in that.
wc: 599
if you’re close friends with tommy, that means you’re 1 of 2 things. you’re like tommy or you’re like tubbo.
that means you’re either a being a chaos with moments of being calm or you’re a somewhat soft person who can fucking snap within any moment.
either way, the chaos you both create is just *kisses hand* impeccable
especially if you’re on the smp, you’re gonna cause so much mayhem together and kick ass.
when dream had exiled him, you went right along with him and the two of you proceeded to bully the shit out of him
“look at this green screen motherfucker, thinking he runs shit.”
“yeah, look at this bitch boy.”
“I LITERALLY EXILED YOU BOTH--”
that was the day where dream made you have separate tents so you would stop berating him (it didn’t stop you)
because you two are so close, that means that you’re pretty much his shoulder to cry on. tommy has troubles with self esteem and you’re the first person who notices when he’s not feeling like himself
it normally shows on stream, so after streams you call him/facetime him and just start rambling about how much you appreciate him. he seems like the type to get easily flustered by things like that, so just destroy him by saying he’s cool or some shit
tommy cant deny how happy it makes him to see your cheesy as grin as you compliment him, it’s an immediate mood booster
because of how close you are with tommy, the sleepy boys have adopted you the same way they claimed tubbo. you’re just another child in their eyes.
techno, however, considers jumping off the nearest cliff when he sees-- no, hears-- you and tommy approaching him. the energy you give off is so overwhelming that some days, whenever he’s logging into the smp, and sees you’re both online, he makes the smart decision to dip while he still can
phil often humors all of your jokes, considering the fact that you’re probably a carbon copy of either tommy or tubbo, so conversations with him are pretty similar to a dad and his child.
“phil, come look at what i made!” proceeds to show him a dick made out of he diamonds he farmed
“....good job.”
wilbur appreciates you as if you both were related. you know hwo tommy is always like “we’re brothers, wil” and wilbur’s knee jerk is “i’m gonna cry”? imagine it twice as bad.
“wilbur is such a great older brother”
“dude, i was just gonna say the same thing!”
“I WILL CRY, NOOOO--”
tommy’s a physical person, so whenever you’re just hanging out with each other, expect an arm over your shoulder or his legs on top of yours. you both cannot go a day within one another’s presence without cuddling or touching
but when tommy got a crush on a girl? BOY, OH, BOY, YOU WERE THE FIRST TO KNOW
“holy SHIT, YOU LIKE A WOMAN?”
you’re the ultimate wingman. staying by his side and guiding him to eventually building their relationship and helping him ask her out.
he looked so purely happy after every interaction with her, you were so happy for him just because of that.
but, when the girl turned out to be a fucking asshole? you went absolute apeshit.
the next day at school was drama filled the second you approached her and gave her a piece of your mind.
and when tommy caught word of that? he felt grateful. because and the end of the day, you two will still be friends. no matter what
sapnap, dream, tommy, and c! techno x s/o who cried while arguing headcannons
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also im about to hit 100 followers! thank y’all sm!!!
edit: so uh, i didnt know tommy didn’t like to be written in romantic x readers, that was on me 100% so i changed it to platonic!!
wc: 1,285
SAPNAP
as we all know, sapnap is a little bitch when he’s arguing with someone, compiled with lots of yelling, screaming, and probably physical gestures.
so, it was no surprise that when you had brought up the fact that he had been neglecting his chores around your house, that he retaliated almost instantly
“i’ve been sitting in the office the last few days working! i don’t know what you want from me!”
somehow, with you being you and sapnap being sapnap, the argument escalates really fucking fast
to the point where his voice is starting to get hoarse and you’re pretty much shaking in retaliation, regretting ever bringing up the entire argument
sapnap’s too blinded by his anger to realize that you were not fine and were backing yourself into the dining room table in attempt to seperate yourself from the situation
and when he turned to glare at you and continue his point, he paused when he saw the tears building up in your eyes and the fearful look you had
he dropped the argument almost instantly and darted over to you, holding you by the shoulders. you couldn’t even form any words, just blubbering as he squeezed you close
you apologized for crying, but he didn’t want to hear shit. he felt guilty for letting the argument escalate like that and the both of you said sorry for the entire situation as a whole.
at the end of the day, you still love each other, y’know?
DREAM
dream’s biggest problem when arguing is that he can’t truly decipher what is an insult and what is a light jab to his ego.
it was during a stream that you had made a joke, something about dream resembling his smp! rendition of his character and that irked dream automatically
after the stream, he came into your room and addressed it, but anyone could see how quietly pissed off he was. and already, you were angry because he was angry
so, you bit back. told him that you were sorry about how he felt and how you pressed his buttons, but not sorry for making the joke. it wasn’t meant to be taken the way he did and that was his fault for stewing over it
mans is angry
so, a shouting match starts up, naturally and it gets heated real fucking quick
“you don’t get to decide whether or not i should blow over a joke!”
(wanted to say that in this argument, you’re both valid, but the way you went about it is not)
it gets to the point where dream’s all up in your face, shouting about how annoying it is for you to be making jokes like that and how he found it unfunny and shit.
which isn’t a bad criticism but also, with how he’s yelling it to your face, it hits a little different but not in a good way. you’re practically swallowing back the tears as he keeps ranting about it.
and when he pauses to let you argue back and speak and you respond with a voice crack that gave away how you truly felt. dream looked back over at you to see you wiping at your eyes, trying to push the emotions back
the vibes shift into something calmer, still heated, but not as bad as it was. he walked back to you and hugged you, letting you let all the emotion out.
from then on, you two talked about it quietly and respectfully, making sure to keep the intense emotions on standby.
and hey! you’re still holding his hand by the end of it.
TOMMY
this fucking rat of a man has a hard time trying to keep his emotions on standby and not go ape shit. knowing tommy, it’s probably a longstanding problem that’s been around his entire life
so, you’re pissed at him first for him blowing up your house on the smp. i mean, i can’t blame you, i’d be just as pissed. that house had been around since the beginning and it held everything you worked for on the server
tommy found it dumb that you had such an angry reaction and began to argue back that it truly didn’t matter in the grand scheme of things and that you were being out of pocket
“c’mon, you know that i didn’t mean for it to hurt you like this and this isn’t a reaction you should be having.”
he keeps mostly level headed the entire argument, but you can tell by how he’s gritting his teeth and how his eyebrows are furrowed that he’s getting annoyed
and then he raises his voice, the coil keeping his frustration snapping along with it. you’re shocked to say the least and start to feel invalidated for him reacting the way he is. while his frustration is all anger, yours is more sad.
tommy stops his harsh tone when he notices the sorrowful look on your face and reels back, taking control of himself. he says that you two need a moment to recollect so you can discuss this again at a later time
despite the argument still lingering hours later, tommy is just as kind as he was before it, making sure to let you know that he still appreciates you no matter what the situation was
and whenever you did discuss it again, tommy and you made a little system to let him know whenever he took it too far. he felt better knowing that you were no longer upset with him and you feel better knowing that he was willing to try and understand you.
C! TECHNOBLADE
techno is fucking notorious for being an especially condescending little arsehole, it’s canon both in his character and irl
so, he takes on a more emotionless and rough approach at the sign of any sort of criticism. he’d rather you think of him as a bitch than let you see that he was any sort of empathetic.
it was when you got onto him for never sleeping that he showed this side of himself. you couldn’t even see it in his body language that he was upset and that made you angrier.
techno was pissed, 100%, but he wanted the upper hand. he refused to let you see him vulnerable.
“i don’t think it’s as big of a deal as you’re making it out to be. why can’t you just ignore it?”
he keeps drawing out the arguing, somehow countering your very valid points to about how disorganized or lazy you were. rather than accepting the criticism, he forced it onto you.
and with every point he spoke, you felt your heart hurt just a little more. he was nitpicking at that point and that hurt more than anything else. he knew you felt insecure about certain things and you just couldn’t see why he wasn’t showing the proper emotions in this argument
eventually your mind became so muddled that you were even aware that you were crying. techno immediately stopped talking and stared at you in slight shock. he made you cry.
the voices were quiet, not giving him instructions or advice. he was on his own.
techno marched forward and held your face, wiping away the tears as quickly as they fell. you just looked up at him, showing so much pain, that his expression broke instantly. he looked like he was about to cry at the sight of your crying
you guys never got back to the argument but it was clear that he was sorry for what he had done. every time he came to bed early proved that enough and on those nights, he held you just a little bit tighter.
what better way to unpack my twauma then by making it into a headcannons list? i’ll see myself out
wc: 1,146
DREAM
this motherfucker right here, your honor, will go absolutely batshit insane
how fucking dare someone hurt you? like, to him, you’re his world and then some. the idea of someone hurting you physically, mentally, or any kind of -ly, will make him go feral
Idea for how Techno can commit vehicular homicide in minecraft 🥰 Carl loves you. On the way to go beat some ass Tech could have been ranting about how someone dared to do that shit- We’re gonna say Carl the horse can understand that 100%. Runs faster- doesn’t give tech the chance to jump off- just PLOWS the fucking asshole into the ground and stops their head ✨✨✨ boom minecraft vehicular (or at least transportation based) homicide 😌
what better way to unpack my twauma then by making it into a headcannons list? i’ll see myself out
wc: 1,146
DREAM
this motherfucker right here, your honor, will go absolutely batshit insane
how fucking dare someone hurt you? like, to him, you’re his world and then some. the idea of someone hurting you physically, mentally, or any kind of -ly, will make him go feral
of course, he’ll keep it in at first. if you came to him with this around the start of the relationship, he’ll respect that boundary. he doesn’t want to scare you away, after all
if you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be in tears telling him this. reliving something so traumatic and horrible, something so painful, is hard to do and retelling it would always make you cry, no matter how long ago it happened
seeing this, dream would probably grab you and hold you close, tucking your head into his chest. he can’t say he’s the best at comforting people, but he really does try. he would rub your back and whisper words of encouragement
it didn’t really click until one time when you two were playing minecraft on your shared console together. you had just successfully beaten the wither in your survival world and dream decided it would be sick to high five you.
turning in your direction, he raised a hand and watched in horror as you sucked in a sharp breath and flinched away from him.
he dropped his hand instantly and backed up a little, face struck with disbelief. someone had hurt you that way. someone hit you and made you scared of simple hand movements.
it took him all but three seconds to be on top of you, apologizing at a rapid fire speed while cradling your face. he peppered kisses like it was his lifeline and made sure that when he was done, not a hint of fear was in your expression.
he may not be able to comprehend it at first, but once he does, he will make sure every moment is dedicated to showing you that he would never treat you like that.
and if he finds out who your old s/o was? lets just say that we’re gonna have a glimpse of smp!dream irl
SAPNAP
baby boy. the man, big teddy hunky himbo guy, will also get extremely pissed. unlike dream, he would express it outwardly.
he has a huge sense of loyalty to people who treat him great. you’re dating him, therefore he feels the need to find your ex and carve out the alphabet on their body with a knife.
he won’t do it, for obvious legal reasons, so he settles for aggressively making sure that you know you’re loveable. hugs, kisses on the face, kisses on the neck. sex. the whole nine yards.
he’s not one for using his words, bc his actions speak louder, so he settles for a tight squeeze of a hug after you told him what you’ve gone through. it’s what he feels like is the best thing he can do for you.
one morning, you’re feeling particularly sluggish and such. you’re busy making your breakfast of choice when sapnap walks in. he seems like a morning person, so the mans is bubbly.
he goes to mess up your hair but stops himself short when you practically bash your head into the cabinet to get away from him. out of instinct, an “i’m sorry” spills from your lips and you look close to tears as you say it.
he just stands there, brain catching up and making the connection between what you told him and your knee jerk reaction to a hand reaching out to you. and for a second, he looks furious.
not at you! never at you, no, no, no. he’s furious at your past ex and how much of a douchebag they were. how evil they had to be to be able to do something like this and make you terrified of friendly gestures
so sappigus grabs your wrist gently and tugs you until you arms length away from one another. instead of a kiss or a hug, he stares into your eyes and with a serious tone of voice, says
“i will never let anyone else hurt you like how they did. i promise.”
im tearing up just thinking about this BITCH WHERE IS MY FUCKING WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT--
sapnap feels your pain and will never go a day without reminding you of how much he is willing to do to ensure your safety. he will go into every day saying that he loves you and ends every night with a hug or railing the fuck out of you. your choice.
C! TECHNOBLADE
blood man. blood god. e man. e boy? e. yeah, he’ll kill something. 100% after you’ve told him, he’ll probably need a place to go take his anger out. that cow farm near l’manberg looking mighty sexy rn--
we all know that techno is probably one of the most loyal bitches in the smp. he has an unofficial claim over the people he loves and you’re included in that.
so the idea of someone meeting you before him and having the absolute gall to beat you like you mean nothing infuriates him.
whenever he’s cooled down, he’ll come back (covered in cow blood probably--) and will pull you into his lap and sit there, hunched over you as if he were protecting you from the world.
and you’d probably appreciate it, nuzzling back into his body. you feel safe in his arms and he feels safe knowing that you’re in his arms.
techno and you typically make potions together in your free time. you both just like to stare at the shimmery liquids and swirl them around. while he’s working on a potion of strength, he realizes that you have the blaze powder in front of you but you’re not longer using it.
when he reached over, all you could comprehend was that there was something moving near your face that slightly resembled a hand, and you just panic. you let out a small yelp-like sound and darted you head backwards, looking over frantically.
techno and you just stare at one another, your expression quickly morphing from fear to guilt at how horrified he looked. techno moved quickly and shoved aside the potion you were working on and kneeled in front of you.
the voices were going rapid fire in his brain as he pulled you into a hug and tucked your head into his neck, grounding you and reminding you that you’re fine. everything’s okay now that he’s here.
“i will never leave you if you want me to stay.”
he’d pull back and plant a kiss on your lips quickly before his smile turned a little less sweet and a little more murderous.
“so, what was your ex’s name again?”
there’s no cars in minecraft but you bet your ass he will somehow commit vehicular manslaughter.
