Oh golly gosh.

Hey! ♥  ○ About me: 23, white, fat, pansexual, polyamorous, she/they pronouns, pumped about cute and spooky things. ○ Don't be afraid to message me or send me asks! Personal tags: zaftig talks, zaftig face, zaftig spouts random nonsense, asktig dearest ○

[thatemeraldmanatee03-deactivate]

[honeyed]

At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

[towerofglass]

And…….. Why did you stop?!

[towerofglass]

How many notes will convince you to finish?

[towerofglass]

@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?

[honeyed]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE. Yes, I’m finishing it now.

[honeyed]

Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples. 

[shop-destruya]

Mini “Toxic Machismo Be Gone” Candles!

[shop-destruya]

Restocked!

[diycraftsnmore]

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

The shoe rack just sold this idea to me. 😍

[bussystuff]

Wonderful

[elegantpaws]

This is genius. Am going to get a few.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

They are affordable too, especially at Walmart, Target and if anyone has one left in their town, Kmart.

[torisoulphoenix]

Wow!!!!

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

A DIY THAT ISNT USELESS YES

[thempress]

Man where was this after college when I had like 10 fuckin’ tension rods laying around.

[cwote]

Be good to yourself because you are perfect in your own way :))

[photography-cnl]

Artist’s Temporary Decaying Art Brings Enchantment To The Forest

British sculptor Andy Goldsworthy is known for his phenomenal and temporary, installations which involve using natural elements, ranging from sticks, stones, leaves and twigs and anything that grows out of the earth. Sharing a special connection with the land ,which he celebrates in all his sculptures, Goldsworthy shows the world that nature cannot be contained, but only its beauty can be held on a canvas for precious few moments before the land recalls what it once grew.

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[zaftig-dearest-blog]

So guys, I made a cosplay blog! Feel free to follow it if you’re into pixel art, monitor heads, and what I’ve been doing lately. 💖

[zaftig-dearest-blog]

This is also pretty much my main blog right now soooo

yooooooo <3

[crt-qt]

Do you have Discord and love Object Heads?

Consider joining our new discord! It’s an all ages, inclusive place to talk about your favorite kinda characters (and even roleplay if you want!)

Link here!

[crt-qt]

Do you have Discord and love Object Heads?

Consider joining our new discord! It’s an all ages, inclusive place to talk about your favorite kinda characters (and even roleplay if you want!)

Link here!

[slangologist-deactivated2012120]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[parliamentrook]

A promethea moth got stuck in the netting last night that we put up to protect our raspberries. She didn’t look like a raspberry thief so I let her out.

[kaijutegu]

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

Every time he sees it, he balls up.

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

Pretty soon it became his best friend!

There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

Including protecting him from the other stapler.

The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

[kaijutegu]

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

[kaijutegu]

UPDATE: it’s 2016 and I’m pleased to announce that he’s FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!

He likes it now!

[himb0bunny]

Tell him I’m proud of him

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

This post is so pure!

[mettiemets]

@over-the-garden-waluigi

[objectheadcosplay]

Just watching the world go by

[crt-qt]

WHIRRS LOUDLY

[zaftig-dearest-blog]

Psst

In case you missed it over on this blog you should def go follow @crt-qt 😘

[zaftig-dearest-blog]

So guys, I made a cosplay blog! Feel free to follow it if you're into pixel art, monitor heads, and what I've been doing lately. 💖