Love Begins
Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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Andulka
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titsay
styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
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@crt-qt
any chance of putting the "got stress" tshirt from the most recent post in your shop? (need to buy one for all my friends)
I can’t take a design from the Amish because I don’t want them coming for me, so I went classic with it:
https://teespring.com/being-alive-in-2019-the-shirt
Impulsively kissing! Kissing when laughing! Kissing cheeks to say thanks! Kissing noses! Kissing foreheads! Kissing hands! Kissing wrists! Kissing temples! Kissing fingertips! Lazy kissing! Goodbye kisses! See you later kisses! Wait for me kisses! Be right back kisses! KISSES!
me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Pick a god and pray.”
-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening
Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…
this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources
#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it
this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it
Hey this is the most complete list I’ve found
hey these ones actually have the fucking sources!
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I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online.
I made a meme :O
*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed
so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb
Theres even more beyond eye of newt
no wonder my potions never work the way they should
So I got banned from the zoo for nothing?
This is my protect GNC trans people knife 🔪
This is my protect nonbinary people knife 🔪
This is my protect non-dysphoric trans people knife 🔪
No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.
How's your skin?
it’s on my body so i can’t complain
forbidden snacks
Edible versions.
Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]
re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm
The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die.
The absolute whirlwind of a Word this post just gave me
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
Today I learned
Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.
Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.
Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL
You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.
Hey, highkey from a library worker:
Overdrive has a new mobile app called LIBBY I find it easier to use. It’s the same content as Overdrive just better for mobile. Overdrive and Libby both let you send items to your kindle as well.
you know whats really good?
when black cats are drawn like this
thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk
