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hi i'm splash!

splash - he/him - 21 - white biaro trans guy

i follow from @splashtail

my partner did this to me btw. i watched a playthrough of tales in 2015 but borderlands didn't quite click until this year

handsome jack hater, im willing to be honest about how much i think he sucks but i would love u to try to defend a serial abuser fascist to me bc hes got a sad backstory

joining the war on bandits on the side of the bandits

#splash rambles #im a big kinnieeee and a huge chatty fuckhead so. i might just be talking here

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being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

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still thinking about my iridescent hc for her eyes.

#artwork #angel

ok the new vaulthunters are mostly actually kind of awesome. obsessed with vex and how many people shes gonna piss off shes sooo cool

#splash rambles

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"AI Jack isn't Jack" he was literally made to be Jack his appearance and personality are meant to mimic Jack's his consciousness is Jack's bro he's Jack 😭

#splash rambles #borderlands #look at my url and wonder how im doing

borderlands modern au is nothing anyone could make well in general but especially fl4k is hard to do justice for in something like that. especially when peoples opinions about the main series is so telling nobody would dare do a modern au that makes them explicitly homeless in spite of it all

#splash rambles #mr chew would be a pitbull though. thats all

Playing borderlands 2 with my bestie of almost 10 years we're SO BACK

#splash rambles