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help the evil wizard put me in his orb • 27 - he/they •

[faustian-bargain-bin]

The unconditional freedom to choose the only option you have left.

(open for better quality!)

[chucklenutzzz]

so here’s the thing…

[mushroomwarning]

Guess who got a wood burn piece ❤️

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Papo #39251 Amoured Horse

[kingcatnine]

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

[cartoonrival]

[e-rose]

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The New American Gothic (2017) by Criselda Vasquez

[rmhashauthor]

This should be displayed in the Metropolitan right next to the original. Same size, same frame, same visual level of placement. This is ART, right down to the smiley and "Hi" written in road dust.

[catlokis-blog]

spit yo shit jack (redrawn from 2024)

[awwfulsounds]

Panasonic Q hybrid DVD player/Nintendo Gamecube console Japan 2001

[whitmanic]

Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

[luxiomahariel]

with low sour cream spotting

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

can i come over and do this

[heartseeker]

definitely one of my top 10 conversations

[zombooyah]

 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[nahranhaar]

A fleet-footed herald who will run any distance, so no city is forgotten on his mission to bring the news.

[videos-i-didnt-make]

does this.mp4

[userautumn]

people who don't take off their outside clothes before sitting down when they come inside are so scary to me. there's outside on there

[jazzhaaaands]

As long as youre not rolling around in the dirt it should be ok, right?

[userautumn]

no.

[peppermintquartz]

Time for a poll!

do you sit on your furniture when you've just come home

no there's outside on there

yes but only the edge of the seat

yes I make myself comfy

I not only sit down, I flop down and relax

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025