Zang Wow!

Knitting, Nerd, TV yup

[crazy-brazilian]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

When I die, I want somebody to use my body the way this guy used the lobster's shell

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[yayxstitch]

It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

[fishiest-fish]

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

[oh-great-authoress]

Tags via @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

[nightofthecreeps]

OSCAR ISAAC Saturday Night Live

[weaver-z]

My mom is mad that I'm busy on nights when the local bar has trivia because I know weird facts that always happen to be on the quiz. A few weeks ago she was pissed because they'd missed the question "What is the condition of having two differently-colored eyes called?" and when she told me she'd missed it I immediately said "Oh, heterochromia." And she was so mad. I asked what her team had written. She showed me the paper. They'd written "Bi?"

[nypl]

We love our new book train. It’s helping to quickly transport materials from the stacks beneath the Stephen A. Schwarzman upstairs to the researchers who need them!

[awww-brain-no]

At first I thought this was really cool. Then I watched it with sound. Morning made.

[kasimirmir]

[captorations]

@candyredterezii i found this on reddit. did this actually fucking happen because i have zero memory of this

[candyredterezii]

I SWEAR TO GOD I NEVER MADE THIS POST??

WE HAD ONE POST TOGETHER AND THIS WAS NOT IT. WHAT I THIS REVISIONIST HISTORY.

[computationalcalculator]

@captorations​ @candyredterezii​ Reddit likes to steal posts and photoshop them to look like they were made by more tumblr-famous people than they actually were. here’s the original:

[captorations]

absolutely fucking terrified by the idea that i count as tumblr famous. @candyredterezii makes a little more sense but why me

[candyredterezii]

[illsayprettyplease]

[ripempezardexerox]

[futureevilscientist]

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

[futureevilscientist]

84k notes. Tumblr truly has no taste

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[prideknights]

[prideknights]

Forcing schools to out students six weeks after learning about their sexual orientation puts LGBTQ+ youth in danger. Florida schools should be a place where kids feel supported, not scared. 

This bill already required schools to inform families that their children identify as LGBTQ+ upon coming out. Outing students was not a requirement when believed that doing so might lead to abuse, neglect, or abandonment. With this amendment, there is no longer a way around it.

This bill will force children to hide who they are in fear of being outed. Our youth will be at an even greater risk of abuse, neglect, and even homelessness. This bill is dangerous for LGBTQ+ students and harmful to education.

Florida’s Don’t Say Gay amendment is not okay. Do better, Ron DeSantis. 

Visit stopdesantis.org for more info.

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

[allthesepurplelights]

an american coming face to face with universal healthcare

[labelleizzy]

This right here, is exactly why propaganda in the United States fights to convince people that universal healthcare is shitty. Because if Americans legitimately realized how good universal health Care would be for them, they’d stop letting all the healthcare companies rake in billions of dollars in profit every damn year

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!