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True. Ugh, I’m not leaving for break this year. Got nowhere to go. I’ll make sure to give you yours before you leave, though.
Wait, really? I'm not either. So I say we get alcoholic eggnog and sit on the couch and watch claymation movies.
Of course! Wow, we’re the best give gifters ever - don’t even know what we bought.
Good thing we put who they're to on the tags other wise we'd be shaking them trying to figure out which gift goes to who. Just make sure I actually remember to give it to you before you leave for break! I'm gonna have to start writing myself notes or something.
Same! I totally forgot what I bought you ‘cause I bought it like, in the beginning of November. We’ll both be surprised whilst opening it.
You got me something? You totally didn't have to do that. But I have no idea what I got you either so this should be fun.
Sometimes I buy gifts for people and forget what they are after I wrap them, so I'm just as surprised whenever they open them
@zannamontana: when you get through finals week with out a mental break down!!!!
21/? // 11/21/14
Ah, I wish that was the case. I was with family. My sister was in her last trimester in her pregnancy, and I got trapped into taking care of her. I wont say I had the best time, but it was worth it at the end. Long story short I have another nephew. Anyway, what would you like to drink, Buttercup?
That's kind of the same thing. You kept a pregnant woman from becoming a tyrant and a danger to other people by dealing with all the worst parts of it. Which kind of sucks for you, but babies are always cute when they're first born at least. It's when they get to the toddler phase where they need to be sent off to summer camp for a few years. Uhh...I'm good with whatever you have. I'm not picky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t a chicken.. Get it? Eh?
Wow. That was almost as good as a Dad joke. Remind me to never tell you I'm hungry.
Thanks for helping me bring my luggage up, I really appreciate it. I feel like I owe you one now. Would you like to come inside for something to drink? I made sure to restock before I left. It’s been a while, we should catch up.
No problem, babe. Yeah? Of course. I would love to. Where have you been all this time anyways? Off making the world a better place now that you're graduated?
Do you have any better ideas besides the failed use of sarcasm?
You knew I was being sarcastic so it obviously wasn't a failed use of it. Why not just stick to beer pong? That's the only way it's actually fun anyways.
Water pong should be an Olympic sport.
Water pong? Like beer pong with out water? Oh yeah, that sounds like tons of fun.
I guess that’s true, old saggy people always so rude. My grandkids are all gonna be honor rolls students and three season varsity captains. Just you wait, they’ll kick your grandkids’ asses AND always teleport traffic free. Prostitutes! Make a living and never even have to get off our back, what a life. I’m kidding, I know pimps and hoes never ends well. It’s nice, pH’s greater than seven but it’s okay, I forgive you.
They're gonna be even worse when like the thirteen year olds of this day and age are in their 80's because they're already a bunch of little bitches. You should see the girls my brother has invited over. No manners are taught nowadays. Wow. That's probably true though because I like white guys, so my kids are probably gonna be half white and there for those unsucessful slacker half Asians. Yeah!!! Are you sure? In this city you could be one of those high class prostitutes for like mayors and state senators. Don't be mad because I pull off the blonde better than you.
