I'm a hot mess but at least I'm hot

I make terrible puns and think they're funny. 27, ftm, bi, into most stuff from Netflix, Punk Rock Lover, German. Get ready for shitty memes and lots of gay stuff.

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[teaboot]

oh this is genius

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[spinmearoundd-deactivated202411]

[ouroborosorder]

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[terri-theslime13]

I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever

[blueflyingturtleontheway]

Everyone is saying that the bandwagon effect is the best bias, so they have to be right

[embrace-of-the-cold]

I once had this one logic professor who said that appeal to authority is the best fallacy. She's an expert in logic, so she must be right.

[home-and-having-tea]

I'm partial to the confirmation bias myself and you would not believe how many sources I've found agreeing with me!

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[thetursithan]

First time at the seaside....

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[turing-tested]

obsessed with this sticky note drawing someone made at the local bobas place

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Saturn devouring his delicious drink

[januariat]

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

IT GETS BETTER

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[seimsisk]

lmao prev

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[thememedaddy]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[lesbian-cowpoke]

[peachfromcmbyn]

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.