DON'T JUMP AT ME

He/him 29, armor and robot enthusiast

[minoravirus]

"Man Shot Moments Before Proposing to His Partner" drawn with markers

[crimewave420]

sure man

[crimewave420]

Boi gonna be tryin'

[badassdemonsword]

This is how it feels listening to queens of the stone age

[frankiedotbiz]

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[frankiedotbiz]

phones got shutoff right as my mom lost her job 😊 anything helps

[despazito]

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

[guillaume-en-egypte]

Sonatine dir. Takeshi Kitano (1993)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

new, progressive dr pepper slogan: It's Not For Transgender Women

[godkillerbrigade]

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

[godkillerbrigade]

Sirens, huh…? If only there were a way I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Maybe this rope could help… but how…?

I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea…

[godkillerbrigade]

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

[bombjack]

[nanoraydx]

Do you think that Mr fantastic from fantastic four when he pees he stretches his shit out so that it’s like dumping a cup out into the toilet

[valmillion]

he releases the pee into his dick while stretching it out so it stays in and then shrinks it again to make all the pee fall out at once

[nanoraydx]

[viagginterstellari]

Cuban Crocodiles - Peninsula de Zapata, 2016

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[enba-and-luka]

Source

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[kcggggg]

I’m not allowed in the criterion closet anymore :(

[surrealistart]

The Andalusian Reapers (1935) André Masson, oil on canvas

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please help an autistic nb out. my job has been yanking me around and i can barely make enough to afford food.

[frankiedotbiz]

phones got shutoff right as my mom lost her job 😊 anything helps