DON'T JUMP AT ME

He/him 29, armor and robot enthusiast

[euritsua]

[amare-habeo]

Adolph von Menzel (German, 1815 - 1905) - Armor Chamber Fantasy, 1866

[grannie-nasty-deactivated202602]

Hey all— my sweet friend Iris (who you may know as @punishedyke) recently lost her home. Things are just really precarious for her right now, and it would be good for her to have an emergency fund and money to afford a few small comforts. If you have anything to spare please send it her way.

UPDATE: her Venmo got flagged (🙃) but her ko-fi works!!!

Support Iris

Support Iris

[punishedyke]

No SNAP so anything you could share would help

[punishedyke]

Back on SNAP but still homeless

[punishedyke]

It's US Pride Month, give a poor homeless trans woman who didn't get SNAP this month for whatever reason some money to eat

[crawfishcomic]

Bargain

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[gentrigger]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[riverpiracy]

[leonthelemon]

But have you considered: gay people also make really good webcomics?

[iamoutofideas]

it’s just not feasible

[cutecipher]

men refuse to admit the world largely revolves around them due to horrific misogynistic violence they've done for centuries minimum

[cutecipher]

"im just a little guy" but you do reap the benefits of misogyny

[qsycomplainsalot]

Come at me with your shit takes I've heard them all.

[davi-remastered]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

Strange robots and automata are collected here.

[mosabfamily]

Imagine watching your mother collapse in front of you, knowing she could be saved but being unable to help because of money.

I write this as I watch my mother deteriorate day by day, unable to stop what is happening to her.

Her condition has become very serious due to liver cirrhosis, and her platelet count has dropped to a dangerously low level.

We urgently need the N-Plate 250 mcg injection again. Doctors confirmed the esophageal varices procedure cannot be done without it, and any delay increases the risk.

Time is running out and her condition is worsening. Donate now

The injection costs over $500, which I cannot afford in these harsh circumstances.

If you cannot donate, one share may help save her life.

Vetted by #520

[mosabahmad1]

Friends, you are our only hope to save my mother. Please donate now and share this post widely. There is no time to lose. Every donation and every share can make a difference and help save a life.

[mosabfamily]

No donations and we are still waiting. Every passing hour brings more fear and helplessness. I swear we are fighting to survive, but we cannot do it alone. If support stops, who will save us Please don't scroll past our plea in silence. Share our post and help if you can

[mosabfamily]

For the past 3 days, we've received only €11 in donations. Please, my friends, donate if you can and don't leave us alone in this crisis. I am scared and terrified for my family. Every donation, no matter how small, can make a difference. Thank you for standing with us.

[venonomnomicon]

do you meet the happy?

[silicon65]

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