catch this mana fr im casting level 9 atrocities

Im Zardac the Sinister

[zardac-the-sinister]

DNI anti-LGBTQ+ idiots, racist mfs, anyone who fucks w ai

Who are you?

I’m Zardac the Sinister, get out of my sight

Why are you here?

Fuck you im Zardac the Sinister

What are your pronouns?

You guys still do those? He/Him/the Sinster

Now leave before I cast chain lightning on you

[zardac-the-sinister]

Can’t believe have to make this post but if tumblr goes down you can find me on bluesky under probably the same handle. tough luck out there spell-casters 🫡

[zardac-the-sinister]

My bad scribes, i got hexed with the time curse, it was a month for you guys but it was a mere moment for me

[zardac-the-sinister]

[zardac-the-sinister]

My bad scribes, i got hexed with the time curse, it was a month for you guys but it was a mere moment for me

[effemimaniac]

gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and unfunny and ruin the notifications of a post forever

[zardac-the-sinister]

👀 🪄

[zardac-the-sinister]

Just threw my apprentice into the den of enchanted snakes ama

[zardac-the-sinister]

Apprentice, double that guy’s protons.

[oliver-the-apprentice]

Sir I don't think that's a good idea

[zardac-the-sinister]

Electrons too, I wanna see what happens

[zardac-the-sinister]

Apprentice, double that guy’s protons.

[zardac-the-sinister]

Buy my potions

[iminthetunnels]

[zardac-the-sinister]

[deepspaceboytoy]

Been saying “taste my steel” a lot lately while striking down evil doers

[prokopetz]

There's this common thread running through giant robot memes and "wizard war" shitposting and such where folks basically seem to be picturing mass armed conflict as a bunch of guys standing around on a flat, featureless plain pairing off into groups and taking turns throwing shit at each other. It's like our concept of war is informed entirely by jokes about 18th Century rifle infantry standing at opposite ends of a muddy field exchanging alternating volleys until one side or the other falls down.

[56853]

This wizard war is fucked man. Enemy Geomancers snuck through our defenses and now our supply lines are non-Euclidean. We’ve been living off of beans from a month in the future cause that’s the only truck that’s made it through so far. We were in the middle of casting obfuscation wards on our FOV when a crow with glowing white eyes flew overhead and then a minute later everyone with an H in their name spontaneously combusted. My company is preparing something called Operation Blood Sacrifice. I gotta get out of here.

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[zardac-the-sinister]

Yes… no.. no I didn’t… yes…. Uh huh… no you’re not listening…. Yes…. Yes I did… no… look dude I followed your scroll to the lette- …no. No I didn’t… look, if you’re gonna tout about that your potion recipes are the best then they need to work on my cauldron when I make it! … no I didn’t run the tests.

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[zardac-the-sinister]

Sometimes you gotta take a level in something other than wizardry Y’know? For example, check out this bone scroll

[an ominous draft of dry air fills the room]

[zardac-the-sinister]