Headcanons that I have of the gods in the Percy Jackson universe
Themis (goddess of justice) - basically children and like those blessed by her are like living lie detectors but they can only tell if it is a lie if they hear the person say it (like to their face) and that's why they avoid political rallies
Persephone - Those blessed by her can grow any power they want but they have a pollen allergy
Hermes - his children and those blessed by him are like super fast like flash fast
Khione looks like Elsa
Athena hates the character of Spiderman and would disown her child on the spot if they decided to dress up as Spiderman during Halloween
Hestia is the official marriage counselor for all the Olympians
Zeus wanted to punish Hermes for writing Hamilton
Apollo wishes it was him that wrote Hamilton
Mr D discovered sparkling grape juice (welch sparkling grape juice) and hasn't been the same since then
Hephaestus owns an F1 team (guess which team) and often makes bets with Ares and Hermes on which team would dominate the season
Hades has a monopoly over most of the mines in the world
Hermes once caught one of his children trying to steal a package he delivered, he was confused if he should be proud or angry
Eris thrives on call of duty lobbies
Like Apollo's children, Artemis's hunters glow in the dark but its more of a silvery white glow
Demeter loves modern farming techniques expect pesticides
Poseidon works with Hephaestus to create mega cruise ship, they both split 50/50 in the profits
Ares would like gladiator fights to be a part of the Olympics but human rights
Apollo and Aphrodite would love to be judges on Rupaul's drag race
Hera owns a lot of real estate in New England and her side hustle is being a real estate agent but she found it too tiring so she just started a real estate company instead (idk I picture her to look like Lucy Liu)
Hera tried to open a marriage counseling business
Aphrodite tried to buy the Palace of versailles from Apollo
Hermes owns serval telemarketing companies and has several ponce schemes
During Covid 19 everyone was stressing Apollo and Asclepius (god of medicine) to make a vaccine because season 25 of The Bachelor was rumored to be delayed or canceled
Iris is a major stake holder in most tabloids
Jeff Bezos is just one of Hermes human forms
Poseidon owns several resorts in Bali and the Bahamas