#soangelo

[heytheresbrutus]

Happy pride month to some of my favorite gays

[imqueerandadeer]

I was reading Tower Of Nero and I got to the chapter where Apollo basically confirms that Jason is dead to Nico, and I finished the chapter and Will said "Nico only slips into Italian when hes really upset" and how come everyone in this fandom just glosses over the fact that Nico speaks Italian when hes upset???? Like what????? I can't stop thinking about this???? Helppppp 😭

[obsessedsometimes]

woahhh parallels whatt

Solangelo and BYLERRRR

[itsstardustzz]

If I had a nickel for every one of my favorite characters that was born in the 1940s, an immigrant, was queer (confirmed or otherwise), then was magically/scientifically jumped into the 21st century, with no idea what was going on, then they had to go save everybody, without adjusting into this new world and without healing their still unresolved trauma, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[evieeexxx]

Anyone else so obsessed with twitch streamer x mysterious partner/roommate that the viewers love au 😍🥰😘🤧

[little-blurry-stars5]

Don't reblog. Take a screenshot and upload it, but tag your OPTs.

[zarisoreal]

Headcanons that I have of the gods in the Percy Jackson universe

Themis (goddess of justice) - basically children and like those blessed by her are like living lie detectors but they can only tell if it is a lie if they hear the person say it (like to their face) and that's why they avoid political rallies 

Persephone - Those blessed by her can grow any power they want but they have a pollen allergy

 Hermes - his children and those blessed by him are like super fast like flash fast 

Khione looks like Elsa 

Athena hates the character of Spiderman and would disown her child on the spot if they decided to dress up as Spiderman during Halloween 

Hestia is the official marriage counselor for all the Olympians 

Zeus wanted to punish Hermes for writing Hamilton 

Apollo wishes it was him that wrote Hamilton 

Mr D discovered sparkling grape juice (welch sparkling grape juice) and hasn't been the same since then 

Hephaestus owns an F1 team (guess which team) and often makes bets with Ares and Hermes on which team would dominate the season 

Hades has a monopoly over most of the mines in the world 

Hermes once caught one of his children trying to steal a package he delivered, he was confused if he should be proud or angry 

Eris thrives on call of duty lobbies 

Like Apollo's children, Artemis's hunters glow in the dark but its more of a silvery white glow 

Demeter loves modern farming techniques expect pesticides 

Poseidon works with Hephaestus to create mega cruise ship, they both split 50/50 in the profits 

Ares would like gladiator fights to be a part of the Olympics but human rights 

Apollo and Aphrodite would love to be judges on Rupaul's drag race 

Hera owns a lot of real estate in New England and her side hustle is being a real estate agent but she found it too tiring so she just started a real estate company instead (idk I picture her to look like Lucy Liu) 

Hera tried to open a marriage counseling business 

Aphrodite tried to buy the Palace of versailles from Apollo 

Hermes owns serval telemarketing companies and has several ponce schemes 

During Covid 19 everyone was stressing Apollo and Asclepius (god of medicine) to make a vaccine because season 25 of The Bachelor was rumored to be delayed or canceled 

Iris is a major stake holder in most tabloids 

Jeff Bezos is just one of Hermes human forms 

Poseidon owns several resorts in Bali and the Bahamas 

[sleepy-bi666]

pjo/hoo dr incorrect quotes

Annabeth: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Nico: Fake?

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Nico: No returns. Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Azzie/Me: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Store Worker: Would a “Will” please come to the front desk? Will, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Percy and Nico: I believe they belong to you? Percy and Nico, simultaneously: We got lost. Will: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Percy: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!

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Annabeth: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Azzie/Me: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Annabeth: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Nico: You’re giving me a sticker? Will: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Nico: I’m not a preschooler. Will: Fine, I’ll take it back- Nico: I earned this, back off!

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Will: Percy... Percy: Oh no, 'Percy' in B flat. Percy: You're disappointed.

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Percy: I choose to waive that right! Percy: *screaming*

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Nico: This is a bad idea. Azzie/Me: Then why are you coming along? Nico: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

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Nico, near tears: Please, Percy, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Will: A person can really hear themselves think out here. Will’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!? Will: Well, that was a mistake.

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Nico: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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Azzie/Me: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Annabeth: I'm at a loss for words! Percy: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Annabeth yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Azzie/Me: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Thaila: What happened?! Azzie/Me: Do you want the long version or the short version? Thaila: Sh-short?? Azzie/Me: Shit's fucked. Thaila: Okay, long. Azzie/Me: Shit's very fucked.

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Will: All snacks are gone. Nico: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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