pjo/hoo dr incorrect quotes
Annabeth: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Nico: Fake?
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Nico: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Azzie/Me: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
Store Worker: Would a “Will” please come to the front desk?
Will, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Percy and Nico: I believe they belong to you?
Percy and Nico, simultaneously: We got lost.
Will: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Percy: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!
Annabeth: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Azzie/Me: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Annabeth: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Nico: You’re giving me a sticker?
Will: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Nico: I’m not a preschooler.
Will: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Nico: I earned this, back off!
Will: Percy...
Percy: Oh no, 'Percy' in B flat.
Percy: You're disappointed.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Percy: I choose to waive that right!
Percy: *screaming*
Nico: This is a bad idea.
Azzie/Me: Then why are you coming along?
Nico: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Nico, near tears: Please, Percy, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Will: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Will’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Will: Well, that was a mistake.
Nico: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
Azzie/Me: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Annabeth: I'm at a loss for words!
Percy: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Annabeth yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Azzie/Me: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Thaila: What happened?!
Azzie/Me: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Thaila: Sh-short??
Azzie/Me: Shit's fucked.
Thaila: Okay, long.
Azzie/Me: Shit's very fucked.
Will: All snacks are gone.
Nico: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!