Inconceivable!

Icarus/Ike - they/them - musician and renowned monkeeologist

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[zartharn]

sometimes you remember about the yes dance

[zartharn]

maybe it's just because he reminds me vaguely of someone i had a torrid online affair with but i'm watching the latest season of taskmaster australia and brett blake...why is he so attractive to me

[zartharn]

This is the plot of the Mandalorian, right?

[zartharn]

hey remember when i made this poster a million years ago and then they went ahead and made the movie

[zartharn]

*cha-cha slide voice* let’s go to bed

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[zartharn]

accidentally marge simpson disney bounded at my partners family reunion

[zartharn]

[zartharn]

accidentally marge simpson disney bounded at my partners family reunion

[zartharn]

my favorite taskmaster contestant is middle-aged woman who presents very normally but is unbelievably weird

[zartharn]

if video does not tell me how long it is. homophobic

[zartharn]

i love you salute emoji

[whichcouldmeanothing]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background