Inconceivable!

Icarus/Ike - they/them - musician and renowned monkeeologist

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[zartharn]

“up to 100% leak free” what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[supermariomamafucker]

[zartharn]

we finally finished watching the ten commandments last night and i can't stop thinking about moses chucking the commandments and them exploding in midair like a fuckin bomb

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[cuteness--overload]

[bearotonin-international]

[crazy-brazilian]

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[zartharn]

blackfly season top 10 reasons i wanna scream all the time!1

[zartharn]

some of it's definitely due to styling but props to snl for having some of the most milquetoast looking dudes on television. if you need a guy to stand there looking baffled they have the dream team i'll tell you what

[dorrismccomics]

[zartharn]

what if a big bird came and sat on the earth because she thought it was an egg

[jaasminttea-archive]

I think its really beautiful that we as people are able to make really really ugly horrible pictures with our minds and hands. We can create something that is actually really bad. jsnt that nice. thats so. aweosme

[zartharn]

if episode thumbnail. doesn't show me how long the episode is. i will send you straight to hell