Sacrifice an enchantment:

Auratog gets +2/+2 until end of turn. 26, queer, and summoning sick.

[mi-ki-ki-m]

Miki’s Mantis Woman

[probuccalfat]

hello kitty and snoopy would never cook dope but tweety bird would

[iamjapanese]

FUDEZUKA Toshihisa（筆塚稔尚 Japanese, b.1957）

1. Shining Water 2  輝く水  2015  etching  21 × 15 cm  2. Rain Song 4  2015  etching 15.5 × 21.5 cm  3. Rain Song 3  2014  etching  25.5 × 39 cm   via

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[usernameofrassilon]

the tardis medicating her beautiful wife

[thememedaddy]

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[agpsoundsystem]

[teaboot]

had a moment of weakness today