Time Isn't On My Side

Maria Paula | 30 | 🇺🇾

[sexchangedotcom]

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

[louisegluckpdf]

girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

[pmd-stardust]

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

[lesbx]

bumper sticker idea

[sopekooks]

king of my heart ♡

[zaynblazinit]

Im back from the death, how yall doing?

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[disturbedlolita]

[rotgospels]

that one interview from yrs ago where bts were asked “if u could date anyone it would be…” and jin responded with “an honor” is the funniest thing he’s ever said 

[taesspark]

I’m convinced that kim seokjin is the funniest man alive

[thatredwine-deactivated20230714]

respect.mp3

[taeyungie]

my crush on this man is getting out of hand 🥹

(cr. namuspromised)

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[shirleyjacksons]

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

[namsoek]

hobi visited the astronaut mv set 🥹🥹

[userarmyhope]

J-HOPE 2030 BUSAN WORLD EXPO CONCERT BTS

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[fireproofs]

this vine is the only reason why i’m still alive