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I’ve tried this before, and I’ll try it again. After 3, I want you to shout your favorite song off of [Four].

the signs at a party

aries: annoys the DJ to play generic pop songs that everyone hates and dances like a maniac.

taurus: *takes potato chip* *takes another potato chip* *takes 3000 more potato chips* *steals potato chip bowl when they think no one is looking*

gemini: *is with group of friends* hey! you! i didn't expect to see you here! *kisses person on the cheek* oh, shit, i know that person over there too. better go say hi. brb!

cancer: what am i doing here?? i hate this. i knew i should have just stayed home and watched TV. *subtlety tries to convince their friends to leave*

leo: really shy at first but they're singing and dancing in the center of the room by the end of the night.

virgo: *fixes all chairs that are not pushed in* *whips out moist cloth and cleans the bar table* *drowns their hands in hand sanitizer* i think we're ready to order a drink.

libra: dancing very awkwardly with their more confident friends, trying to blend in as much as possible and constantly looking around to check that nobody's watching.

scorpio: *drunkenly stumbles over* *stands up like an idiot* *fixes tux/dress and drinks out of random glass* *finds the nearest hot person* hey there.

sagittarius: do yuo ever ask yourselves...wha t is the poiNT of life? what is our purpose as human beings on planet eerth?? one day we r all going 2 die and this will all mean nothign.. *sips bottle of vodka* *giggles*

capricorn: sober person laughing at all the drunk people and driving everyone home because it makes them feel powerful.

aquarius: sitting at a table with friends, wanting to dance but they're too shy. they kind of wish the DJ would play some better music.

pisces: the sober friend who is having an existential crisis listening to all their drunk friends philosophize about life and death.