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Real talk tips for studying
1. Get up early.
I know, itâs easier said than done. But it is going to be hard for the first 15-20 minutes, maybe even the first hour, but make yourself some coffee, and get the fuck out of that bed.
2. Do 3 useful things right after you get up.
This doesnât have to be âcram one lessonâ or âtake 500 pages of notesâ. No. Brush your teeth, make yourself something nice to drink, comb your hair. Wash your face. Literally whatever you find useful, do it. It may take 10 minutes, but you will feel instantly better when you see youâve done something.
3. Organize your study space.
I donât mean organize all your highlighters by color. I mean arrange everything so it is within your reach. That means when you sit down to finally study, there wonât be any need for you to get up and get something.
4. Take breaks.
Itâs easy to start scrolling through instagram, or facebook when you sit by a 200 page book. Trust me on this. But set an alarm when you plan on taking a break. Make the break your instagram time, or facebook time, or just chill time. Whatever you do, organize your time so you donât leave anything out.
5. Divide your shit.
So you have a 300 page chapter to read. Or a 30 page paper to write. Divide it into smaller parts. For example, I will read through the first 30 pages and then take a break. Repeat. Or, I will write 3 pages and then relax. Repeat. Literally whatever shit you have, divide it into smaller chunks and then just tackle the chunks.
6. Donât listen to music with lyrics.
There are a ton of âstudy musicâ or âmotivational musicâ playlists on Youtube. Blast that. That way, you wonât find yourself mouthing the perfect lyrics to Shape of you, and not knowing shit about what youâve been reading. Iâve been there one too many times and itâs just wasting time.
7. Donât feel bad about not responding to texts, or not hanging out with friends.
There is time to study and time to play. No between. By all means you should go out and have fun. But your work time can only be your work time. That text can wait, that coffee date can wait. During the break you will have more than enough time to catch up. And your friends should understand that, after all, this is important to you so it should be for them too.
8. Drink water! ! !
This is the most used tip, but trust me, you get tired much quicker if youâre not hydrated. Get a nice ass bottle of water and fill that shit up. Everytime you finish a paragraph take a sip. (At least!)
9. Donât worry too much.
Iâve lost countless hours by panicking and trying to reason with myself why I should just quit. And let me tell you, itâs very easy to get stuck in that vicious circle. But when you begin to worry, take a deep breath, drink some water and just do. Read that sentence. Write the opening line to your paper. Underline that unknown word. Just do. It will not go in vain. No effort is ever useless.
10. Relax.
You are not the first one to have trouble with this. You are not the only one struggling with this material. But you can do it. It is possible. In 10 years you wonât remember that godawful task or chapter. But you will remember taking shit into your hands. And that feeling when you accomplish your goal is going to be worth all the while.
Thatâs about it, worked for me. Just be real with yourself. Good luck and may the odds be ever in you favor!
Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothingâs wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I donât wanna hear u talk about how itâs so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Donât let men tell you shit.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, âYou stay here, Iâll go on a head.â..
My friend went on a date with a girl calle, âSimile.â I asked him how it went. He said it wasnât serious, he just metaphor a coffee.
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A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says âhoney, I think itâs snowingâ the man looks back at her and says âno itâs raining.â To settle the debate between the two they ask the friendly redcoat standing at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph tells them that it is in fact raining. The husband turns to his wife and says âsee, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.â
Tampons are a âluxury itemâ
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenâs bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenât necessary.
I found out why after Iâd been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesâ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesâ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iâd just been told and there could be no possible argument.
âIf I donât go,â I said in an overly patient tone, âthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iâm sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatâs why I need to go to the bathroom.â
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, âWait, you mean that if you donât go, youâll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!â
I thought, Â You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnât. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnât know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatâs how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
Thatâs.., thatâs insane.
what the fuck did i just read
Sex education should be enforced in school and the female anatomy should be included in the curriculum in depth
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My fucking goddddddd thatâs crazy that so many men do not understand how a menstrual cycle works and why napkins and tampons are necessary
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Like, sir, if we could just turn it off whenever do you seriously think we would ever turn this shit on??? I promise you, unless I was legit trying to create another human my uterus would STAY on âdo not disturbâ!
Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for
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