gn reader | sfw | funny I hope | has
an: i love kuroo. very self-indulgent if i do say so myself.
he makes really bad jokes and laughs at his own jokes and if you don't laugh with him then he just keeps laughing, it's so awkward but funny
definitely talks all night about stupid theories that make no sense and if he sees you dozing off he will turn on the light to make sure you are awake menace
he sucks at video games and all he does the entire time is just scream at the tv
as we know this man is loaded in the time skip, so on anniversaries and birthdays you are spoiled with gifts and showered with affection
very touchy and physically affectionate so his hands are almost always touching you, ofc if you're not comfortable with that he does limit his self
he enjoys going out to eat but this man is a chef in the kitchen... like he rarely cooks but when you let this man alone for a few hours he cooks a meal so good you're astral projecting
love languages: gives physical touch and gift-giving, he likes receiving physical touch and quality time. just very heavy on the physical touch.
he's definitely a smooth talker and does not get flustered when you flirt back he just keeps going at it
he likes co-ordinating outfits - like when you guys match the same colour scheme, not those king and queen shirts although he might've brought it up once
gets jealous easily and is not afraid to show it - no bc he sees a guy looking at you and his tongue is already down your throat
on the topic of kissing, he loves it and can never get enough his personal fave is finger kisses super cute
he's a very passionate lover - kuroo is devoted when it comes to love and goes into everything head first willing to take any risks
anything that lives and breathes has heard from kuroo personally that you two are dating, he just never shuts up about it
anklet with his name on it ;>
kuroo the cuddle king - imagine it's a monday raining outside you've got a shift later so you need to get up and take a shower ofc you don't want to go to work and kuroos sleepy face is too cute to leave so you say 5 more minutes he pulls you in a nuzzles his face in your neck - i will be writing a drabble on this
he's a snorer... a very loud one, he falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow and begins snoring seconds after and no matter how much you push, shove, move, slap the guy he will keep in snoring
head empty just kuroos wet hair down so very hot
testuro is a very patient man when it comes to you - he's very good at dealing with mood swings and when knows exactly how to calm you down. although he probably needs the most calming down
he's protective but in the "wear what you want I can fight" type
when he had a crush on you he was the worst at hiding it, you would walk into the room and kuroo is bright red and cannot produce a single word, he still ends up like this whenever he sees you dressed up cute
has never failed and never will to bring you a little gift before dates, even if he’s paying and planned everything. sometimes if it's like a celebratory event hell get something pricey and other times it'll be a bracelet or a new book you really wanted just something thoughtful
such a bad texter the smart kuroo testuro cannot spell while texting “the wile thign wll be wrten lek ths”
he prefers facetime and is almost always on call with you even maybe when you shouldn't be like he'll be on the toilet or in the shower and his phone will just be on his sink looking up
and and and he never goes on mute never so you hear everything and honestly it's kind of comforting
he puts a lot of effort into the relationship trying his best to make it work and you admire it he's always making sure you're okay, and is always asking if you feel uncomfortable, making sure you're happy and he is never being a burden on you
moving in with him is such a fun experience he knows exactly what he wants and you guys are pretty organized so finding an apartment and stuff is pretty easy
but the decorating making the space more accustomable to the both of you is the most enjoyable part bc you both compliment each other so well there are no arguments
and although you're basically always with him there's so much stuff you learn about him like he's a sucker for romance and eats ketchup with almost everything ew
you guys are so comfortable with each other it's like having a best friend just a little extra benefits ;))
i hope the kuroo simps like this
reblogs are always appreciated <3