This is my mess

Female - Norway

[somewillwin]

I just need kit to be loved ok? And who better than jade for the job

Ko-fi

[willowgifsdaily]

WILLOW (2022 - PRESENT) 

[beaunydoorin]

I know what you're doing. What's that? Minetta's Ploy. Your opponent thinks that they know you, thinks they can anticipate your next move, but you keep frustrating those expectations. Sounds pretty frustrating. Yeah, can be frustrating. Especially if you've been, like, aching to fight them for a while now, but circumstances keep denying them the opportunity. Maybe forces them to make a mistake, or leaves them vulnerable to something unexpected. That's the strategy. I love you.

[straightboyfriend]

how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

[straightboyfriend]

[skellizo]

AS IF I WASN‘T IN ABSOLUTE LOVE WITH HER ALREADY

[rylandsgrace]

I have a fabulous costume in mind

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

the world doesnt make men feel beautiful and make women feel ugly. it makes women feel they literally exist for men’s use. that is why redefining beauty is idiotic. why are we trying to expand the parameters in which you can exist in to be deemed fuckable by men when the problem is this tyrannical idea in the first place

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[bogleech]

first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady who’s just like “mm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommy” and now I’m reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines

[lesbiantiana]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this is so fucking funny

[fantasy-nightmare]

Dumb (affectionate)

[zoesupreme]

God there's a Johns Hopkins study out now that says lockdowns in the US and Europe were largely ineffective at preventing covid deaths and only reduced them by around 3% while causing a huge economic burden and my first reaction was okay you're telling me the half assed lockdowns where workers still had to go to work every day and if you were lucky you maybe worked somewhere with a drive thru or outdoor seating but still came into close contact with your coworkers all the time didn't do shit in comparison to the actual lockdowns in countries that provided the means to actually shelter in place without leaving your home for 2-4 weeks and kept deaths to a minimum and got to more or less go back to normal after that until it started spreading again from Americans and Europeans? Big shock.

Then I looked at the report and the authors are all economics professors.

[fag-it]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kittensnax]

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, July 1926

[jorjin-deactivated20251207]

[terminally-deranged]

sam, just hire some writers already

[spaceecoffe]

Whole Crier’s War duology in two days? Why not. I’m lesbian, I don’t need sleep, I can fuel on 600 pages of lesbian romance enemies to lovers

[wildersage]

attempt to move an image in a word document leaves 7 dead 20 injured

[rosecrystal]