Random Adventures from A-Z

My blog was orginally going to be about hetalia, but i'm slowly turning into stuff about me and my new roommate @alicaneiceindigo will randomly be doing or, hell random reblogs. Also I may post stuff that's NSFW so..Yeah keep that in mind xD enjoy

[zenjiroblack]

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[zenjiroblack]

@nocturnalx3 @kairine-roxra @techno-anime-geek @sassysparkylady @bobtheblob92 @myapplepiewasfreakinworthitposts @reonnagirl @daddyandhisbabypheonix @nikkibachelor @gucciicoochie @bonfire-acoustics @dwanos-g @appalachianpersephone @foreveryounganddumb-blog @grawr-doodles @backup-sami @pale-and-tragic @ariel-lexiann-007-blog @funplace3 @zerosundying @luluthedinosaur-blog @tessagray09 @goingthedistance1066 @thenaughtypurplemonster-blog @perpetuallyoptimisticc @lovelyenergies @i-don-fucking-know-blog @noxcounterspell @dugga28-blog @spaghetti-toast @neonchurro @morgansnk @breadloaffromhell @bum-clap @queenofth3din0whorez @mason8591 @ajv-17-blog @ahoy-your-doom @windflame7 @lexystarwatcher @bitter--blue @theflowerofadveristy @the-high-mermaid @september-ghoul @herearemyinnerfeelings @justconniez @starzyx @hateuscuztheyaintus @crunk-aint-dead @kawaiiiibetch 

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[omegaverse]

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

[omegaverse]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

[zenjiroblack]

I'm 31 almost 32 and I still feel like a child.

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[callmesero]

IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT

[zenjiroblack]

😂 my god. Accurate for these last four years

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[resonance-of-libra]

You made me lol ^_^

[neshtasplace]

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

this was so iconic

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

this was so cute

[dc-hoe-deactivated20200621]

I miss them so much

[zenjiroblack]

God I can't wait for the last season to come. I forgot how this Robin wasn't an asshole

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[cripplywobblytimeywimey]

Please

[musinvenusian]

Shit I’d take 20$ 😂😂😂😂😂

[zenjiroblack]

Gonna do it. Fuck it

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[zenjiroblack]

Let's fix that "Had anyone recently told you how beautiful you are?"

[msgtporkins]

It’s a damn shame what happened to Westwood…

[zenjiroblack]

Fucking LOL, the fact they made it a mobile RTS makes me sad xD

[snealiv-deactivated20141022]

[shitter]

this is like a renaissance painting

[zenjiroblack]

When the LSD hits in the middle of sending your foes to the shadow realm LOL

[alicaneiceindigo]

Ty i think you have some personal experience with this you hadnt told me about

[zenjiroblack]

<.<; no idea what you're talking about Indigo

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Update:

Boozification has begun.

[yourunclejingo]

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

[tehgore]

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

[zenjiroblack]

Love it! Boozification is my new favorite word xD. Gonna have to do this sometime and start selling mead

[snealiv-deactivated20141022]

[shitter]

this is like a renaissance painting

[zenjiroblack]

When the LSD hits in the middle of sending your foes to the shadow realm LOL

[infiniteedge]

Me after waking up and finding that both my feet had been surgically amputated

[kemleyofdroma]

Does context exist for this? if so you can keep it. I don’t want to ruin this. 

[infiniteedge]

I can absolutely guarantee you that the context makes this way worse

[ninja-pyro]

Post the context

[infiniteedge]

Ok but don’t say I didn’t warn you

[mangonetics]

I am sickened and no longer curious.

[kinetictoreador-deactivated2021]

I really hate myself for clicking that link

[novembyr]

>Who Watches The Men

>“A Trump era comic inspired by Watchmen”

[alicaneiceindigo]

BERNIE AND HIS CULT OF MASTURBATING PODCASTERS

[zenjiroblack]

What did I just read? O.o

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via nodnal_)

[zenjiroblack]

Give him loves! He looks so offended You're blasting him :( but mom is right. We don't scream at people walking by