garbage blog

ordinary loser, extraordinary sloth. i live in Japan which is pretty fucking unreal. i take photos and write from time to time.

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

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[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[sushinfood]

even just the intro brings back Silent Hill-esque industrial music enemy feelings

[mollyjames]

*takes off bra and drops it on the ground like I’m Rock Lee removing his ankle weights* 

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guy]

salad

[bardteam]

another brilliant text post by tumblr user guy

[guy]

iguana

[justabastardchild]

ladies and gentlemen, they’ve done it again.

[futchcassidy]

I beam down to the planet

communicator: on

stars: trekked

frontier: final

kirk: out

[stinkytwst]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM MY SHIRT

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

[softsasukekun]

Sasuke: *threatens to destroy the ninja world*

Itachi:

[hitotsu]

gathering the dragon balls so i can wish for a new naruto ending 

[davidalleynes]

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

[davidalleynes]

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask

That dude from the first arc with the huge sword

His brother

Kakashi, I think

Orochimaru

I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times

Naruto

That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc

A math problem

Killer Bee

His brother, again

Gaara

I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once

Jiraiya I think

Tsunade, definitely

Literally all of the Akatsuki

Himself

[irishfino]

18. op of this post

[davidalleynes]

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

[doona-baes]

bts on v live right after grammys:

[unhingedbabe]

[gaypeople-remade]

2018 | 2019

[jakemorph]

i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?

[aqueerkettleofish]

It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.

[lullabyknell]

The Star Wars Wiki says, “While C-3PO underwent a memory wipe, R2-D2 was allowed to preserve his memories.” And I am delighted, because 1) I was pretty sure this was the case, but couldn’t remember exactly (R2 is a conniving sneak and I was pretty sure it wouldn’t have worked even if anyone had been foolish enough to try), and 2) this means one of my favorite Star Wars headcanons is actually canon. 

It means that during that one scene in Empire Strikes Back, these two assholes know EXACTLY who the other one is.

You are decorated war veterans, you absolute trolls. 

[deltasquadformingup]

Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day

[lullabyknell]

Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day <- Holy shit, this is the truest thing I’ve ever read. That is absolutely what he did. 

Also, I have a couple of things I want to clarify on this post. 

Because of the Luke and R2 exchange right before they land on Dagobah, when Luke is explaining that they’re going to find Yoda, an old Jedi Master, and R2 appears to be like, “whomst??” I now hold the headcanon that while R2 knew who Yoda was, he didn’t actually know Yoda’s name. So when they got down to Dagobah, R2 was absolutely like, “OH SHIT, IT’S YOU. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, GIVE ME BACK THE FLASHLIGHT, WHY DOES NO LISTEN TO ME, BACK OFF YOU GREEN SOCK, I’LL FINISH THE JOB MYSELF, I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.”

And since droid rights are absolute shit, for R2, when I say “decorated war veteran”, I’m not referring to medals. (Although Anakin absolutely made medals for his droid too, because R2 was there and did, like, ALL the work.) I’m referring to arrest warrants. 

[lullabyknell]

Most of R2’s memory is called The Shit List (With Receipts), with file folders on some of the galaxy’s most notorious and significant figures. Yoda has three folders. Anakin/Vader has five. So does Obi-Wan. The person with the most folders is Threepio (Designation: Useless Husband), bc R2 has never really let an argument go in his life. The only person who doesn’t have a shit list is BB-8, who has Never Done A Blessed Thing Wrong In Her Life. (R2 can and will fight you.)

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