Accio Fandoms

Blog of my favorite things Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Sar Trek and now with a heaping pile of Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes. Age: 28 so I'm tired and old and just don't please.

[meanbossart]

"Small Cruelty"

[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[alwaysherother]

Thieving joy.

Featuring the skewed perspective of self-criticism.

[heheheku]

hashtag Gale Danger Kink Dekarios

[blatterburystreet]

"OMG YOU'RE DRIZZT DO'URDEN!!"

[pandasintheimpala]

Crawling out of hibernation cause Dragon Age

[gizkasparadise]

Keep reading

[ajaystillblue]

marlene in the hospital: I can tell him what we’re doing to Ellie, he won’t care, he’s god’s perfect killing machine god’s perfect killing machine who has learned to love again: 

[assiraphales]

sorry but I am officially a joel miller apologist. the fireflies knock him out & as soon as he regains consciousness marlene breaks the news to him that ‘yah sorry you’re never going to see your daughter again bc the surgery is lethal. but here’s her knife as a keep sake <3′ i’m sorry marlene but u thought that was going to go over well? you thought the insanely dangerous and firearm proficient man was who obviously bonded to ellie was going to go calmly? she should have sent ten men to escort him out. thirty. she should have just shot him in the head while he was unconscious. but of course she underestimated how much he cared. what he would do for ellie. bc she knew mean gruff self serving survivalist joel not father joel. she didn’t even let joel and ellie say goodbye to each other. was planning on killing ellie without even telling her for an experimental procedure they had no proof would work. didn’t even give joel the option to see her one last time. “would u kill 1 person to save 100?” they didn’t even allow a fourteen year old the agency to answer that question. team joel 

[ritikajyala]

There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.

Edit- I added the visualizer for this piece on my YT, check it out here

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned

[catwingsthespatula]

My sister puts glasses away upside down.

Because our mother does,

Because her mother did,

Because her mother lived through the Dust Bowl.

One day my father sat me down and told me about epigenetics.

How the trauma he went through

As a child in an abusive home

Wrote itself into his DNA

And, in turn, into mine.

How he and his brothers,

In various ways,

Are all sick from it.

How I might be too, someday,

And I’m not sure I’m not.

I hear people say,

When will we get back to normal?

And I think of a woman born in the twenty-first century

Who puts her glasses away differently

Because of what her great-grandmother endured

Ninety years before.

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[catboycooter]

likes charge reblogs cast

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[trans4life]

thought this was funny so i threw this together in 2 seconds

[monsterdamus]

[redpandarascal]

That’s my old car down to the year which has me a bit shaken even though I know it’s coincidence

[redpandarascal]

Am I Po?

I have to ask my dad if I’m adopted.

[bass-borot]

Important question Blue, is your dad a goose? That might help narrow it down

[redpandarascal]

I don’t see people that way

[reidspng]

An Exchange of Winnings

[thyrell]

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me

[thyrell]

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to show me tweets i would stab him with my pitchfork until he stops moving

[hiphalo]

The Thirteen Letters by James Buchanan Barnes

[well-only-mostly-dead]

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[wings1295]

LOL - I've seen lots of similar "Let's go check our old tumblr." - Been here posting nonsense all along, dudes.