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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

surprisebitch

LMAO

shakespork

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

shakespork

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

my-insanity-is-an-artform

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

blond-shell

MAKE ME CHOOSE anonymous asked: zendaya or alexa demie

wellyfullofale

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

sstudyblr

not risking it

friendraichu

the og social distancing king

politijohn

dad4god

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

seelcudoom

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

inadvisablyappliedmagic

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

eroticcannibal

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

snommelp

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

captain-snark

I think if you absolutely need it as a baby than it’s a human right. That should be the baseline. BASELINE.

Baby needs food, shelter, water, clothing. Bare essentials. Minimal things for basic Not Dying. And America can’t even do that.

andrewbarbers

Snowpiercer (2013) // Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-Ho

johnnyssilverhand

yennefer’s dresses (season one)

Pupper Support was a fan favorite, so here are my Top 4 of the mini-series!

toastbutteregg

what a jerk

and a thief

science

truthsearum

Huh

hockeylvr42

The fish tank is filled with a gas called sulfur hexaflouride, which is more dense than air. This gas is so dense you can actually fill a fish tank with it and then put an aluminum foil boat on top of it to give the impression that the boat is floating. He then scoops some of the heavier gas out of the fish tank and pours it into the boat. The boat fills up with the heavier air, and sinks to the bottom

bando--grand-scamyon

The hell

palansamusa-deactivated20211003

Science is just witchcraft that can be explained… No one can tell me any different.

netherstray

Gases act like liquids but the molecules are spread out further than liquids so we generally can’t see them or feel them. But they move like liquids.

kristenbouchard

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches