With the economy in shambles it’s hard to buy yourself a new home, well don’t worry because I got the home for you!
No paperwork! No Lying! No refunds!
7357 64th Lilac road BT 56537
This open concept is perfect for a single dime sized person or a random chipmunk, you choose! This cozy den sits on the Edge of the Bright Tree Court and right beside a summertime spring, we will not be held responsible if a bored noble Kicks your home across the forest or for any other kinds of damages that occur.
Price : water collected from the inside of a geode or crystal
7 ? bed, 9 ? bath, and 1 mushroom ring,
This spacious abode is perfect for those who love to host and it even comes with it’s own natural aroma of moss, wet dirt, and decaying wood. Under the home is a long and complex tunnel system which includes some strange creature that sings Lady Gaga songs upon being offered a bowl of porridge, the map for the tunnel is not included in the purchase.
Price : the beating heart of a oak tree, ice that never melts, and a Man without folly
82766 73rd Magenta Ave apartment 04
If you’re here for the hustle and bustle of life you’ll be at home staying here, to your north is the Court of the glass winged Queen Alfhild the gracious, to your east is a goblin market, in the west there’s a spirit Halloween except for the month of October and sometimes November, and finally down south there is a fox that offers free rides in exchange for gossip.
Price : find the answer to my riddle
What lives in both wine and bread? What speaks without a mouth? and What blooms during death?
53881 25th Dickcissel Rd apartment 13
A comfortable fit for new parents, It’s not just a apartment, it’s a community. There’s plenty of sweet smelling flowers that bloom for spring till early autumn, there is also a public bird bath with a wonderful view, If a serpent or squirrel devours your eggs you can’t cursed us or any of our descendants.
Price : your most beautiful Feature
1263 274th Brook vile 739
It might be tight but it sure is cozy! There is a pond not too far away and following the dirt trail will lead you to your new neighbors, Mr and Mrs tuftear who own a bookshop, and Miss Dormouse, who will share her garden with you as long as you eat dinner at her place every once in awhile and are nice to her thirty five grandchildren
Price : you have to marry Bogus, he is a very respectable and talented young man who will treat you right,