MC

Just vibing

[clleanlliness]

some of y'all weren't suicidal at 12 and it shows

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[baskinginthenoondaysun]

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

[zenothementallystable-blog]

I have a whole ass bass and amp in my room in plain sight that my mom doesn't know about and she came in and the only thing she complained about was that there was a shirt on the floor?? im crying it's not even hidden it's just in the corner

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[dorkymirage]

sorry?

[thechosenspeener]

HEY BABY COME OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A BIG KISS

I’m already dying laughing this is so unhinged

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[homunculus-argument]

The first fish to ever break the water surface to briefly come to land for just a moment or two at a time, and then popping back in, gradually spending longer and longer on land and therefore starting the process of becoming land animals, didn't do it in search of new territory or potential food sources - they mainly did so in order to avoid another fish they owed money.

Don't blame all your earthly problems on the ancient little shithead who decided to crawl onto land. Blame the loan shark.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[flanbolt]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[agendratum]

for @ahappydnp

bonus:

[reunitedinterlude]

now onto the future