[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

🦎 bead lizard 🦎

[straycatj]

こうなって、こうなった！

Just fat…?

[yvmeji]

Take me to church talking about being disenchanted by organized religion and instead finding worship in the your lover and finding commune through esoteric rituals comprising of the very things considered unholy in the religion you were poisoned by on incident of birth…. hozier really did That

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

more of a tits out sorta look

[c2fe]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

yea these exact fucking pictures

[prentzel-deactivated20200528]

infamous second son (2014)

[cliveguy]

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

[cliveguy]

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

[thepuppyclub]

There’s a very SPECIFIC type of person that I hate, not because they are inherently bad but because I find them horribly vapid, boring, insensitive, and overall unpleasant to be around. I will describe them now. They are either a man or a woman. They’re between 35 and 45. They have the same friends since they were kids. They hang out with these friends and their spouses. They barbecue. Their kids are friends and probably think they’re related. They have desk jobs but wish they could build their own business (with their friends). They smoke. They all go on holiday together. They support the same football team. They think they’re 27. They exploit each other’s mother. They think owning an amazon alexa is a personality trait.

[thecalminside]

“Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself.”

Rumi

[kafk-a]

Jenny Slate, from an interview Hozier on twitter  Chelsea Hodson, from Tonight I’m Someone Else

[symphonyinblue1978]

typed my symptoms into webmd and it turns out i just need to stand in a river

[melonmemes]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

[ID: excerpt from “A Baby Is Born Out of a White Owl’s Forehead—1972,” Alice Notley

‘I want to shriek at  any identity this culture gives me claw it to pieces;’]

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[soracities]

In your honest opinion, what does it mean to be human?

[desertislandcomics]

Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]