𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤

nathalie · she/her · 28

[pissvortex]

[holythefirm]

erika Kirk has those watery red old basset hound eyes i see her and know she consumes too much grain

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I can't get over this. They should do the others.

[commanderchr1st]

sorry, I have to show the world this... it is fire.

[anxeious]

[teathattast]

[3liza]

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

[girlchomper]

OP(!) this should not be hidden in the tags

[kushblazer666]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

holy shit its for real

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[frogmoss1]

[treecitysessions]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[joshlovesyou]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[p3terpaan]

just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

[unbotheredmuse]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

nasty as Fuuuk js sat there Twistin his own nipples 4Real