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INSTAGRAM DM | SHRAYPHYR

@ShrayMajik: You did, and you were totally right! I mean, I ran unopposed and then my mother died, so the school would be um....is 'assholes' the right word? They'd be assholes if they didn't vote for me.

@ShrayMajik: But it's what I've always dreamed of, so I cannot complain. How was your summer, Zephyr?

@ZephyrAgnes: Super assholish if you didn't win. But you still totally deserved it for reasons other than dead mom!!

@ZephyrAgnes: I'm glad you can't complain! I love when you're happy! 😃 My summer was fine, I guess. I WANTED to come see you when I found out about your mom but I kinda have goddess duties when I'm not in Walt so it was just 🌬 24/7

how did you spend your summer?

I spent the whole time doing what I wanted and getting to be with the boy I love in his time of need. Totes fun, not at all supes sad.

#answered #Anonymous

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Shray: Hey, it's behind us now! I talked to Sofia about it and she kind of steered me in a direction that I never thought of before, and I think I understand now, and I'm flattered. 😊

Zephyr: Oh! Cool! What direction did she steer you in that you never thought of before? But I'm glad you're flattered instead of mad at me still!!!

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Shray: Yeah?? :D Thanks, I agree! Besides, these are our final few months at WHS and I think they should be spent alongside people that matter, and you've always been exceptionally loyal to me, Zephyr. I hope my actions at the ball didn't make you think I'd lost sight of your value in my life.

Zephyr: 😊😊😊 It's so good to hear that! I feel the same way! And your actions weren't anything Compared to mine! I was being a total crazy and I'm so so so soooo sorry about it btw. 🥺🥺🥺

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Shray: Hello, Zephyr! I know it's been a while since we talked (namely at the Valentine's ball), but I'm prepared to let bygones be bygones because, as reigning WHS dance royalty, you clearly know how to run a campaign. So I'd like to commission your help to run for prom king, if that's alright!

Zephyr: Really?! Of course it's alright! You'll make such a good Prom King, Shray!!! I'd love to help!

kostasdeimos

It’s really unfortunate that ‘Vegas showgirl’ isn’t something I’m interested in pulling off. Not to say that I’ll be showing up to prom in a tux or anything, but it most likely will not be fishnets and a feather boa and I think that’s very unsexy of me. Maybe I’ll throw it back to #SiegfriedAndRoy and go as a white tiger.

zephyrnephus

Is a white tiger supposed to be sexy? Because I'm picturing a Tony the Tiger fursuit thing and that's like... way scary. Or something like the cats in cats and I'm not even sure if that's worse or not.

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@shraymajik: Do not panic, Walt! This will get fixed ASAP. I wish I could help my mother more actively at fixing this, but my magic is nowhere near as powerful as hers. In the meantime, we can use this time to really embrace and appreciate each other's differences! I challenge you all to shake your neighbor's hand today, and embrace that they might have powers that you've never known of before!

@westwinds: So....if your neighbor is a vampire...what do you do....If I shake her hand, she might bite me and idk what that doeeees!

stacypantazi

Dude, no one ever told me that Sudoku was so dope. If you had explained the concept to me in the afterlife I would’ve been all like “Whaaaaat? That’s a torture device.” But after doing it on my own for the first time, I’m a changed man. Putting all those numbers exactly where they need to be is so satisfying.

zephyrnephus

I love sudoku! I got one of those for a secret santa one year and I've been obsessed ever since! They're even better than those "restful" coloring books for big kids. What made you try sudoku for the first time on your own?

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Cal: Maybe preface it with that next time so that I don't start getting scared of a lightning bolt coming to strike me dead.

Cal: At least you'll be able to tell how much he likes you if you send that, I guess. Because unless I REALLY liked a girl, I wouldn't spend the time or effort of helping her find some random shit.

Zephyr: Why would my dad hit you with a bolt for Me asking you about my bra. Unless you were wearing it, cuz that's stealing.

Zephyr: Why wouldn't you help a girl you don't like in that way look for her things?? That's just the kind thing to do😟 Are you a friend zone boy?

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Zephyr: Have you seen my lucky bra?

Zephyr: NOT YOU BTW, I'm gonna send this to Shray as a pick up line to be all "oh let's look for it" and then I'm gonna take my top off and "reward" him for helping me find it by letting him get lucky!

Zephyr: I just need your boy opinion to tell me how great an idea this is.

calixchiron

zephyrnephus‌:

People are weirdos and call puppies everything you could call a human so that’s not a good reason. You’re an adorable man, Cal! And haven’t you heard about fragile masCALinity? It doesn’t make you less cool if people call you adorable! It just makes you less cool for not letting people call you adorable. If I’m cheating by wearing a tank top can I cheat more and just wear a purple overalls skirt? It’s sort of the same thing if I don’t do up one of the buttons?

Fine, it’s a word for human babies or little kids, is that better? You’re making my masculinity feel real fragile right now, not gonna lie, no matter how good a pun that was– how does someone doing something that makes me uncomfortable make me the uncool one in that scenario? And nope, you can’t cheat that much! That’d be like me wearing fuzzy ankle socks and calling it a day.

tiaisms

No, I’m adorable and I’m basically a big grownup goddess. So that’s actually worse. Good, you should feel that. It makes you uncool because you’re only uncomfortable because of how uncool you are. Duh. That’s not that big a cheat! My overalls are cute and basically go on the same way. If you wore fuzzy leggings instead of a whole real goat leg thing, it would be totally acceptable!

calixchiron

zephyrnephus‌:

Why not? It’s a nice compliment! You’re adorable even without goat legs! Also my dad literally only ever wears a little purple chiton. Which I’d look super cool in, but I don’t think Walt High is exactly ready for a tits out kinda look.

A nice compliment for puppies, maybe! I’m a man, Zeph – “adorable” is maskculating or whatever the word is. Just wear a tank top that’s your skin color, easy peasy.

zephyrnephus

People are weirdos and call puppies everything you could call a human so that's not a good reason. You're an adorable man, Cal! And haven't you heard about fragile masCALinity? It doesn't make you less cool if people call you adorable! It just makes you less cool for not letting people call you adorable. If I'm cheating by wearing a tank top can I cheat more and just wear a purple overalls skirt? It's sort of the same thing if I don't do up one of the buttons?

calixchiron

zephyrnephus‌:

Live your truth! Be a satyr! I’ve never seen one in a shirt and goat legs are so adorable!

Yeah, sure, “adorable”, just what every dude wants to be called. I’ll do that the same day you dress up as your dad, how about that?

zephyrnephus

Why not? It's a nice compliment! You're adorable even without goat legs! Also my dad literally only ever wears a little purple chiton. Which I'd look super cool in, but I don't think Walt High is exactly ready for a tits out kinda look.

calixchiron

For some reason, I’m really drawing a blank on any hot boy Halloween costumes. Help me out, guys. I want something that’ll show off the fact that my seven-and-a-half pack is definitely, without a doubt, an eight-pack now.

zephyrnephus

Live your truth! Be a satyr! I've never seen one in a shirt and goat legs are so adorable!

Zephyr could not believe how lucky she to be with Shray at the Fall Festival. Well, not with him exactly. More like ran into him on accident and then forcibly linked their arms together and just started chatting. But still, they were pals and he hadn’t made her let go yet, so it was almost the same thing! "Oh look! The corn maze! They’re my favorite part of the festival but last year I went in by myself and ended up stuck in there for the entire weekend and had to live off corn, dropped candies and rain water. Which was sorta fun but also super scary and not worth the repeat.” She admitted casually, not fully realizing how gross and stupid that story sounded. “I bet you’re really god at mazes though, right? We should go in! It’ll probably only take you like an hour or so to get us out.”