[ewaneneollav]

music & a bite to eat is life

[ewaneneollav]

playing my game

[demimonde-semigoddess]

[detectivehole]

"grow up" no. i cast wizard beam

[wingsfromwhere]

[chongoblog]

Soda Saturday

[trainerdawn]

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

[trainerdawn]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin]

[weremustelidae]

[Image Description: a photo of the World Trade Center with a semi-transparent American flag photoshopped over it. At the bottom of the picture there is text saying "I Forgor" which also has the American Flag on it. End Image Description.]

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[gogglor]

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

[hidinginawell]

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

[jaffacakerebellion]

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

[c3po]

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

[hustlerose]

i'm not arguing with a microwaveboy.

[unofficial-horse-extract]

Microwave boyfriend when you spoon: ⚡️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 🔥 ⚡️ 🔥 🔥⚡️🎇🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒

[mugges]

OFF Slap

Inspired by this

[chips1977]

My doctor said I grew 3 crumbs taller today

[weaver-z]

People of Illinois BEWARE!!! PLEASE BEWARE

[weaver-z]

There is a gougar.

[wormbus-art]

And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

[charlesoberonn]

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie