Iâm sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name
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Iâm sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name
â⌠Kinglebells, m'lord.â
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we're starting to see revisionism on tumblr's response to dream daddy, which is funny because there was genuinely a contingent of gays who disliked it a lot from the beginning, but they were mostly the vn gays
I don't count people who just hated game grumps because that was more of a preexisting grudge seeping in. it's the romance and principle of it all
the reason I clarify this isn't because I'm going to bat for it. I think it's a cynical game, made cynically, and designed specifically to be popular on tumblr
the issue with implying everyone hated it out of the gates is that it's gonna create a backlash where people start fighting in its corner again. you've gotta explain the specific and real issues that made so many people actually dislike it in a way that's more helpful than "it sucked"
it's handy that the devs did a whole conference talk that explains what's so cynical about it better than I could ever hope to
dream daddy wasn't bad for misunderstanding what tumblr wanted, but for understanding exactly what it wanted and using that to create a minimum-risk-maximum-reward cashout. one that informed the industry and is likely directly responsible for the wave of safe "dating sims" we saw immediately after
Holy shit this talk is incredible. It's basically a step-by-step guide on how to sand off all the sharp edges of your art and create something tailor-made for fandoms out of the box. All fluff, no substance.
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How about you mind your own damn business
"Is [X] Socialism?"
I haven't essayposted in a while and I feel the urge to, so I thought I'd run a little series of posts on the history of socialism. I think that, unfortunately, a lot of people know very little even if they are interested in the topic, and worse yet, I think a lot of people have absorbed wrong ideas from biased sources (tankies tend to have a particularly bad historiography, in my humble opinion, but for some reason their version of events has reached far outside of their own corners of the internet).
What qualifies me to talk? Nothing besides pedantry and autism. I do not have any relevant degree. That being said, I've read a lot of books by people with degrees, and I am an obsessive self-fact-checker, so hopefully I'm not too wrong about things here (and corrections will never be met with hostility). I should also note that while I will not be trying to write something biased, I have a personal bias toward democratic socialism. I will do my best to clearly flag anything that is only my own opinion.
In this post, I wanted to 1) define socialism, and 2) give an overview of proto-socialism (socialism before the Enlightenment). I then wrote the post, and realized that it was very long. Parts of it will come in later posts. This post will, aside from defining socialism, specifically ask, "Was Ancient Egypt Socialist, on Account of it Having Been Identified as Such?" (no), and then, "Was Jesus a Socialist?" (to which the answer will be "No, because socialism didn't exist yet, but let's see if we can identify socialist ideas in early Christianity and, more importantly, features of socialism that it might lack.").
After that, I will be posting about (alleged) proto-socialism in Ancient Rome, especially with regard to the GracchÄŤ brothers, and proto-socialist aspects to the Peasant Republics of Medieval Europe. Eventually this series will actually discuss self-identified socialists.
Anyway, we're starting with a definition.
1. What is Socialism?
One of the most straightforward and effective ways to analyze political ideologies that I have come across is the "is-ought-how" model. It identifies three components that all (effective) political ideologies have: a descriptive analysis of present-day society (the is), a normative prescription or vision of a perfect society (the ought), and a strategy or program for getting from one to the other (the how). Consider your own ideology, whatever it is. Can you give a detailed account of all three?
We will be using that model a lot, going forward, to analyze various ideologies under the socialist umbrella, but now I'll try to apply it to the umbrella itself. This will lead to a bit of frustrating vagueness; I will try to be as inclusive as possible.
The is of socialism: capitalism. Virtually all variants of socialism consider society to be ruled by an oppressing and privileged class of capitalists, who live well off the work of others.
The ought of socialism varies, but many variants envision an egalitarian republic or, in more radical circles, a stateless society. This is in either case a society with few hierarchies, if any. If there are hierarchies, they are based on merit or democratic election, not privilege or inheritance. Particular socialist ideologies have far more specific visions. Very few socialists imagine a monarchy or dictatorship as their end goal (not even communists say they do, despite their track record).
The how of socialism varies a lot, too. There are revolutionary variants and reformist variants. Some socialists literally want to kill all the rich people in a violent break with the old social order where all rule of law, at least temporarily, breaks down (often these are identified or differentiated from socialism as communists, but I will treat communism as a tendency within socialism rather than something fully separate in these posts), while others limit their work entirely to gaining representation through elections. The how also includes questions of organizing. Some socialists start or collaborate with unions, or publish their own newspapers, or go on public speaking campaigns, or participate in publicized debates. Once again, the how will get more specific once we look at specific movements, but it usually (among successful socialists) involves a look at building a material power base, rather than just an idealistic program.
From now on, I will generally harshly criticize any ideology that presents its is-ought-how triad as vaguely as I just did for socialism as an umbrella. I will identify movements that I believe failed specifically because their triad was weak on one or several points. Does this mean socialism is not a useful category of politics? No, but I think the missing component is a shared history. The true commonality of the entire socialist project is the labor movement: the movement for the working class. All of the greatest socialist movements have been worker's movements and all of the other socialist movements have at the very least stated themselves to be for or on the behalf of workers, if not by or of them, as is usually the case.
This will be where I draw the line. A socialist wants to educate, organize and empower the lower class: to give them the dangerous tools they need to define their own future. It is not enough to sympathise with, glamorize, or want to care for the workers. This is what I mean when I say it is the workers' movement.
Secondly, socialism has a material character, and tends to be, as a movement, a coalition of social and economic classes. As such, we can define it by ideals, like above, or by class composition (I will in this series consider both to be important factors).
In fact, we can think of each of the "Big Three" ideologies that came out of the Enlightenment (conservatism, liberalism, socialism) as class coalitions (we will discuss these three and why they specifically are the Big Three once we get to the Enlightenment, for now, please just accept that political science sees them as that).
Liberalism is a coalition mainly of freethinking intellectuals and cultural elites, minorities (especially religious minorities, historically), the middle-class (meaning small business owners, middle managers and desk jockeys with degrees, not "anyone who can afford a TV"), and a fluctuating subset of the capitalist elite. Their preference is for a capitalist society, but a free and open one. The branch of liberalism most likely to be confused with socialism is social liberalism, which advocates a welfare state and worker's rights, and perhaps even wealth redistribution, but rejects any fundamental change to society that might mean wealth redistribution would no longer be necessary.
Conservatism is a coalition of old money, inherited privilege, certain religious majorities, and "reactionary elements" of the lower classes, especially small business owners without degrees and low-education, low-literacy segments of the working class. Their goal is generally either to protect and maintain the interests of a perceived in-group against a perceived out-group, or to prevent political changes from being adopted to quickly, on the assumption that change, no matter how justified, if adopted quickly often destabilizes society and might lead to more harm than good. The branch of conservatism most likely to be confused with socialism is paternalism, which also frequently advocates welfare and worker's protections, but never worker's power.
Finally, socialism is, as I mentioned, a coalition whose backbone is almost always organized labor and the more educated elements of the working class (be it educated through school, self-taught, or popular education), with supporting wings tending to include students and segments of academia, arts-and-culture-people, and those dependent on public support (such as the disabled and retirees). Socialists tends to also include, or at least be closely allied to, other organized egalitarians, such as feminists and the queer movement. Their goal is equality, not just under the law, but on social and cultural fronts as well, and some kind of restructuring of the economic system, which is in its present form seen as allowing an entrenched elite to maintain unearned privilege. This ranges from social democracy to very radical ideologies, but we will differentiate them when we get to them.
With that out of the way, let's move to the second part of today's post:
2. Socialism before Socialism
The word "socialism" was first, to our knowledge, used in a French periodical in 1832. Why, then, do you sometimes hear people say things like, "Thomas More's Utopia contains a socialist vision," or even, "Jesus was a socialist"?
Jesus of Nazareth died before 1832,[citation needed] so how can this be?
Generally, proto-socialism is a label applied to political movements with an egalitarian or pro-lower-class character. Virtually every peasant revolt in history has been labelled proto-socialist, no matter how inappropriate the label might be. All the same, I figured I could run through a couple of examples (the examples will continue in a future post):
Ancient Egypt
This is a bad example of proto-socialism, but I've seen it so I'm bringing it up. Like many bronze age societies, Egypt was a heavily centralized society where all land ultimately belonged to the state. Rather than power flowing up from a landed aristocracy to the king, power flowed down (much like in many Chinese dynasties) from the king to appointed bureaucrats. Mind you, these "bureaucrats" were not middle class clerks but a class of mainly hereditary Big Men whose day-to-day jobs and lifestyles looked almost exactly like more traditional landed aristocracy (they just happened to depend on the Pharaoh for their power in a very direct way, rather than the Pharaoh depending on them).
Ancient Egypt was only socialist in the yankee sense of, "socialism is when the government does stuff."
Christianity
Christianity began as an apocalyptic religious tendency within Judaism in the Roman province of JĹŤdaea and centered on the cult of Jesus of Nazareth (Aramaic: Yeshua), a Jewish Aramaic-speaking preacher. His followers were convinced that he, after execution by crucifixion, rose from the dead and then disappeared, but that he would return very soon.
While Jesus' message was, by all accounts, mainly religious and not political, many early Christians formed intentional communities or "communes" (something we will see in many later posts as well, especially with the utopian socialists, so that's promising) where members gave up all personal possessions and held everything in common.
In Christian sources, it is noted that Jesus wanted his followers to give up worldly possessions and that he viewed merchants in the Temple as profaning it with their presence. Hostility towards commerce and ownership has been identified as proto-socialist, especially when it inspired communes, as mentioned. However, many early Christians took this in more individualist directions: giving up your possessions was just as often seen as an argument for asceticism and self-isolation as for communal living.
A Christian emphasis on generosity and sharing is frequently cited by Christian socialists as a basis for why Christians should be socialists. This phenomenon was notable enough in the early church that one of our earliest non-Christian sources on Christianity even brings it up: the (in my opinion, brilliant) Roman Greco-Syrian satirist Lucian of Samosata, admired widely in the ancient world as an excellent writer, but maligned by Christians for mocking them, and later by racists for "not being Roman [read: white] enough," despite his genuine mastery of Latin. He is sometimes noted today as the inventor of science fiction for his surreal satire A True Story.
Here's what he has to say about the reaction of the Christian community to the imprisonment of Peregrinus, a fellow Christian (implied by Lucian to have been insincere in his faith):
People, sent with funds raised by Christians, came all the way from Asia to assist, represent and comfort him. The Christians show incredible readiness to fundraise and throw all their money away. Peregrinus acquired not a little revenue by way of this cash flow motivated by his imprisonment. The poor wretches have convinced themselves that they are immortal and will live forever, and because of this they despise death and willingly give themselves into custody. Furthermore, their first lawgiver has persuaded them that, once they transgress and reject the Greek gods and start worshiping that crucified sophist and obeying his laws, then they are all brothers. Therefore they despise all things indiscriminately and consider them common property, and they accept all this without any real evidence. Should some clever charlatan come among them who knows how to work people, he would be able to amuse himself greatly at the expense of these halfwits and be rich in the blink of an eye. â Lucian of Samosata, On the Passing of Peregrinus, published around 165â180 AD
It is hardly a sympathetic portrayal, but in my opinion that just makes it more believable that these attitudes really did exist among early Christians.
Does that make Christians socialists? I would say not really. A majority of religions emphasize charity, many praise asceticism, and fundraising for a member of your religious community in trouble, while charitable, doesn't really have to be grounded in egalitarianism.
While early Christianity is in some respects noted for egalitarianism (permitting women and slaves to join their congregations, something somewhat transgressive for the time, even if the Epicureans had already been doing it, and getting flak for it, for three hundred years when Christianity came onto the scene), and often advocates charity and sympathy for the poor, it rarely advocates that workers or peasants be given power or education. Rather, it simply emphasizes humility and empathy, while criticizing extravagance and selfishness. This is, as I mentioned, what really sets socialism apart, and the strongest case for this in Christianity is, I suppose, that the Meek Will Inherit, but that's a promise, not a program.
I would never claim that Christianity is incompatible with socialism (and I doubt any religion really is) but I don't think you could call the New Testament a socialist manifesto, either.
This post was initially a lot longer, but I'm breaking it up and editing it down a bit. The next post will cover class war in Ancient Rome, and after that we will discuss medieval peasant republics. I am very excited to talk about both. After that? Probably an overview of the politics of the Renaissance and early Enlightenment up until the French Revolution. Somewhere down the line I am going to have to talk about Karl Marx without showing my personal opinions too much. Fun!
I hope you found this a worthwhile read. The next part will be up when I'm done with it.
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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
how do you become so well read?
by reading
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust
i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year oldsâŚwhy is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time
(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be
Time to feed unprofessional managers what theyâve been dishing out for far too long.
Couple things here, for when you do this to people:Â
1. if you get the âanswer my callâ text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL.Â
They are calling you because they want to have the conversation verbally, and be able to lie later about what they said or didnât say. Force them to continue via text or email- force them to continue the conversation in writing or not at all.Â
2. âLack of 2 weeks notice is unprofessional!â or the other version, âNot providing notice is illegal!â
No it isnât. Neither is true.Â
And in the US, all states except Montana are âat willâ employment (though you may hear an employer refer to it as âright to workâ to make it sound better, itâs the same thing). Sure, at-will employment means they can fire you without cause, BUT! It also means that you are not legally required to give a reason for quitting, or to give notice of any kind.Â
Is it polite to give notice when you can? Sure. Do bosses expect it? Absolutely. But that does not make you legally required to provide it.Â
3. The only thing I would change in the workerâs interaction here was their response when initially asked to come in.Â
Employee: âHey Mark. Sorry Iâm unable to cover the shift tonight because Iâm studying for my exam tomorrow.âÂ
Donât give a reason for your lack of availability. It may be tempting to. You may feel rude if you donât.Â
DONâT DO IT.
You do not owe your boss any information about what you do off the clock, and any reason you give will only ever be used against you.Â
Boss: âHey I need you to cover Jasperâs shift tonight.â
Employee: âSorry, Iâm not available.â
And leave it at that.Â
Do not elaborate.Â
Do not offer additional information.Â
When you boss asks you to elaborate, because they will, be polite but firm. âWith respect, thatâs personal. Iâm sorry, but Iâm unavailable to cover this shift/work late/come in early/etc.â
Be a broken record- youâre unavailable. Thatâs the only information they need to know, and itâs the only information they have a LEGAL RIGHT to know.Â
Please stop giving your bosses information they donât need to know and donât get to have, because theyâre only going to try and use it to fuck you over later.Â
My job is HR. The above is completely accurate.
that's genius... xi jinping was right
I like how the point of the post is flying over peoples heads despite being excessively simple.
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.