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On the high heels of another birthday and another lack of hangover.

#The jobless saga continues.#I know that 'cum' just stands for Latin 'with' in this context #but you gotta understand the absurdity of waking up to this notification after downing half a bottle of peach vodka #id est - me and my boyfriend howled and kicked our feet like two dumbass hyenas.#We're very mature. Anyway.#Happy birthday to yesterday me! We're off to make some mashed potatoes now.#See you on the flip-flop!

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Happy Moon [Landing] Day!

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LET'S ALL LOVE LUNA

#LET'S ALL LOVE LUNA

From another eve, spent in each other's embrace, we draw warmth still.

#From my perigee – to your zenith;#a happy (almost) 6-monther together!#SIGNED;#OPOSSUM & OXY #—with guest appearance of—#REVEREND CASSIOPE #—and additional afterword gratitude to—#HOGSQUEAK HOUSEHOLD #For supporting this insane & impossible endeavor along the way #while remaining to be most ingenious of AUTHORs #most illustrious of ARTISTs #and most of all #the two of my dearest friends of time immemorial & time forevermore.#RAPTURE & REJOICE

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4.6.2025. TASKI MAIDEN. DREAM BBQ PURGE EVENT EASTER EGG?

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Regularly scheduled enlightment.

#On the behalf of me-myself-and-I.#I was devastated to see that only 14% of poll population elected Bunrako-man. What. The. Fuck.#You lout lot and the disease we call democracy.#You mean to tell me #that you're MORE curious to see explicit art of completely functional and anatomically correct upside-down woman!#than that of a half torso of sunshine with a hand of some malignant demonic entity cradling and caressing his ass?#PIPPI LONGSTOCKING OVER A FUCKING PUPPET? ARE YOU EVEN REAL?#OH I'M SORRY #DOES THE PUPPET FIRST NEED TO COMMIT THE EXISTENTIAL DOUBLE-DEATH OF ITSELF FOR YOU TO FAWN OVER THEM?#Or is it something else?#“oh no we loooove the coolkid trope but we recoil from the coolman” FOR THE LOVE OF LORD #we have a MOTHERFUCKING SCARECROW #WHO IS NOT SCARY IN THE SLIGHTEST AND IS WIELDED BY AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CROW LORD.#HE DOESN'T HAVE A LOWER HALF! AREN'T YOU THE LEAST BIT CURIOUS? OH SO SO SORRY #THE PROSPECT OF SPELLING OUT A FOUR-LETTER WORD ENTICES YOU FAR MORE HUH #You guys are not researchers. You're nOT EVEN REAL. HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE WITH YOURSELVES WITHOUT BEARING THE WONDERS OF DISCOVERY? SERIOUSL #WHAT'S YOUR DATA #THETA?!?!?!?!

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Remembered today that out of the many fatherly OCs which MacK the Great & I have constructed, there is only one that has withstood all measures of "decent dad" and that is Lewdy. Sometimes a happy family is a single widower and his trans daughters with multiple neuroses.

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Meme created and posted by u/stobotnik on Reddit's r/AceAttorneyCirclejerk.

#ESPerverse.#Long live the Aria.

A very important addendum.

#NSFW tag outright.#To whom it may concern.#Tonight marks the eve of the three-month anniversary between Opossum & Oxy.#And though many of tonight's happenstances will remain to be disclosed between naught but the two eminent hearts #your obedient servant has tailored a special selection of revelations and discoveries #for the purview of your gluttonous curiosity;#Numero uno. He was wearing this green-turquoisish shirt today - a rather unamusing note!#I shall provide due context. My boyfriend looks EXACTLY like Erik Maxwell MccGinn. Given that Erik would be 6 feet tall.#The realization hit me like a Ford F-150 pickup truck - I was laying by his thigh's side #and then I noticed the way the shirt rode up his belly. It was a mirror image of the recent Erik illustration Saint did.#Making out and hickeys ensued. I love him dearly.#Secondly. He made me his late mother's pasta recipe. I was the first person to try both the dish and his cooking OUTSIDE of his family.#Guess I'm a part of his family now. He's doomed.#Spoiler warning: best pasta I ever tried. I may have gotten emotional over just how heavenly the taste was.#The recipe?#Do you really think I'm telling you that BEFORE I get the Starque family tree chart? Tough luck.#You would have to find out yourselves. If I'm ever gonna visit - I'm bringing him with me.#Thirdly. This one is more of a simple observation.#Now that we've been together for quite a bit #I notice the subtle ways in which I assimilate him.#Cutting to the chase: he rewired my scent kink.#Sure. I know that the kink itself was prominent and that - in good company -#it would be the equivalent of getting high for a twink of an Aurora-esque caliber. That one's a no-brainer.#What surprises me is something else.#You know how if you think of lemon #you would start salivating in accordance with how you remember it tasted?#Whenever I even think of the notion of 'comfort' or 'warmth' - that's when his lingering scent 'comes to mind'.#I'm not sure how to describe it. It's on the tip of the tongue. Heh.#...Ahem. That would be the run-down. Apologies for the rant. Initially just wanted to share the 'Erik' bit with you.#I do hope you two will get to meet him someday.

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A behind-the-scenes photo of Emil from Severance.

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#“What's for dinner?”

A behind-the-scenes photo of Emil from Severance.

#So!#I finished the second season of Severance today.#Is the show good? Yes.#Is it great? Eeeehhhh.#The first season serves as an amazing self-contained narrative arc.#It feels concentrated #consistent #even if - yes - it paraphrases the same sentence a hundred times during a runtime of a single episode #juuuust in case if you zoned out. Ben Stiller won't blame you.#On the other hand #the second season.#The further it went #the more it backed itself into a corner.#Season 1's finale provides an excellent lift-off pad?#The fallout of that is non-existent. Here's a completely new plotline that we just came up with as we started this second series. Have fun.#And Lords #the eggs that they put into this basket are right about all the eggs #ALL of them.#And as a result of that #when the revelation finally hits #ALL of that heaving MOMENTUM #just comes to a screeching halt.#And as you defenstrate the narrative windshield #(all the while admiring some of the most BEAUTIFUL cinematography to graze your gaze in a long while)#you can't help but ponder if you've been had #because yes; the breakfast was lovely #and you reasonably enjoyed your lunch #but your eyes dart instinctively at Daddy Stiller #and with all the obedience your whine can muster #you ask a question of which your hand has been meticulously forced:

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In other news, the more I think about the "which is Madoka / Homura" question regarding ESPerverse OCs, the most amused I get. C'mon. Peak media. The fact that JACE. Jace Reid Chopper—shitheel & cardfreak—is the Homura drives me insane.

Imagine being an immortal candy god with a permanent tumor that loves being a thorn in your side, a pebble in your shoe, and would eviscerate himself just to be closer to you.

Need what they have.

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Obviously, it's a story about learning to give and take. Obviously, they are destined to be together until they swallow the universe entirely. Obviously, it all started with her breaking into his house to eat everything in the pantry.

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Still on this nonsense. The fact that Jace has been raised—groomed, even—by an immortal ocean goddess to be everything his partner[s] want & more but completely roadblocks at Sham. Not because she expects more of him. No, there is something deeply wrong with her, down to the core, and she literally doesn't care how anyone feels about it.

This isn't even "he can fix her" territory. They make each other worse.

Guy who spent his whole life waiting for someone to save him from his horrible abusive warlock-style bonds & the very immortal, very undersocialized cannibal that he's barely holding back. What could be better.

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