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OOOOOooooOOoOoOoooOOOOoooOooOoOOOooooOoOooo!!!

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remember remember the 6th of november

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just as effective on decartes as it is on a kid asking why the sky is blue

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a much belated happy letterer appreciation day!

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i’m a party animal

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my co-worker came up with this and she’s a genius

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i, too, like to spice up my day by hunching over and scrunching my face when i’m confused

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Why can’t I get into fun arguments like whether or not unicorns poop ice cream

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Well why aren’t they

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This always happens. Always.

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im DYING

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hello would you like one hot take or two

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every damn day

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bears help canadian bomb squad defuse explosives, confirmed

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but i have to hit f5 a hundred times and watch a whole lot of nothing first

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trust me i’m a scientist

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have you ever wanted to light yourself on fire