dust allergies

but as a person

[ezevic-official]

the second chapter in the saga

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[zerogenic]

im so tired of shading tutorials like yes thanks i already know what brushes and colors to use BUT BITCH WHERE??????

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

were we playing the same game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[zerogenic]

i'm back from twitter. fuck that place

[10mb]

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

[doujinshi]

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

[oforlikelalune-deactivated-deac]

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

[cake-warrior]

yeah german tends to get right to the point

[antoni0simp]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind:

psychic: what the fuck

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

Got me singing like ???

[dangangoogles]

[mothgenes]

forgot about my easily irritated Graffiti Cookie and his spraypaint snek for a while 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The study of butts is not Analogy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Internally, everyone reacts when the date of their birthday is mentioned.

[porterr-robinson]

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[so-pale-girl]

[foodffs]

I’ve waited for three months to reblog this