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[whitepeopletwitter]

Oh my fucking god 😂

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[tamamita]

Carbonated hot dog water

[ffoxpile]

op do you take criticism on your posts

[tamamita]

Go ahead and kill me already

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[wolg-fang]

Me, absolutely toasted, at 12:46 a.m. EST

[sweetly-dazed]

@snakesaredelicious you

[snakesaredelicious-deactivated2]

Yes me

[puyopuyo]

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

[dong-patrol]

[nerdiegirlie]

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

“yaAAY paaaarty”

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

[roryink]

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

[astronomifier]

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

[catsuggest]

im eatinge a voliot

[catsuggest]

a violt

[catsuggest]

a vïolotte

[catsuggest]

im ate this man he was exquisitely flavored if inscrutably named

[weedandmayonnaise]

This is a pansy

[catsuggest]

vioblet

[kangaroonemesis]

[death-by-lulz]

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

[rk8con]

how dare you he knows exactly what he’s doing just look at him what is wrong with you

[mydruggedthoughts]

[kittensnax]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”