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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

whitmerule

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

ronon-dex

how to recognise a mike flanagan show:

1. people saying 4 pages of dialogue to another person who will stare back at them, looking devastated

2. mike flanagan's wife looking unbelievably hot

3. gay activity

4. carla gugino scaring the shit out of someone

5. just the worst gore you have ever seen. only for a few seconds. but christ it will stay with you

#house of usher #mike flanagan

aphoticland-deactivated20240408

I am hopelessly in love with a memory. An echo from another time, another place.

Michael Faudet

I was feeling myself today

#me #new cut

Did I do grocery pickup today and buy some new chocolate syrup? Did I then take the dregs of the old syrup and pour some milk in it and shake it up to make choccy milk? I sure as shit did. Like I was just gonna throw it away.

#it was delicious #and now I want to drink all my drinks with a little squirt top #choccy milk #about me

Did I get the question on Jeopardy! ab the book of the dead (from ancient Egypt) correct? Ofc I did. Bc I read it. As most 10 yr olds do.

#i was a weird kid #I also wanted to be an anthropologist #until I found out you have to be outside in the sun #it’s hot outside.#ancient egypt #the book of the dead #jeopardy

kaleighfratkins

made another uquiz, this time it’s which derry girls character are you? hope you enjoy it & feel free to give feedback but do NOT complain if your result is uncomfortably accurate

#clare devlin #derry girls

Well it finally happened. Pinterest finally took a stand and banned trump. No more sharing a meandering story about the first time he ate cranberries just to get to the insurrection instructions.

#trump supporters #insurrection #capitol #pinterest #january 6 2021

Best birthday present. 🏳️‍🌈

#another year down #golden girls #dorothy zbornak

You ever try to dress in a homosexual fashion with a hoodie and a beanie and just end up looking like the eighth dwarf? No? Just checking.

#I left the house thinking I looked great #the pictures told another story #short girl problems

This very much sums me up this year.

#brandi carlile #the highwomen #lin manuel miranda #hamilton #taylor swift #apple replay

Let me posit a scenario. You’re attending a funeral for your father and/or husband (an immediate family member) tomorrow. You come today to be covid tested Bc you aren’t feeling well. Turns out you are positive. Do you still go to the funeral tomorrow with the knowledge you are infected?

#I wouldn’t #what would you do #covid2020 #covid 19

Happiest seasons biggest crime wasn’t the way Harper treated Abby or that her parents made her feel forced to closet herself. It’s biggest crime was choosing that hairstyle for Harper.

#those were just terrible bangs #happiest season #makenzie davis #kristen stewart