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25, he/him - call me Zeta. This is my meme pile. Will sometimes put funny tags under post.

[cyraenea]

happy october

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[gallade-x-treme]

in the spirit of april fool’s day i conveniently just remembered this scene from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun

[tf2humbug]

For some reason, I felt the need to draw this educational comic starring Medic explaining the heart symbol because, hey, Valentine’s Day! As far as I know, everything in this is factual (or at least the most likely theory.) I’m too lazy to cite my sources, though, so Google it yerself.

I’m insane for taking the time to draw this, but on the plus side, I’m WAYYYY better at drawing Medic now!

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[kubo-kubo]

[matchipoko]

Game Concept: JRPG set in the US but the developers know nothing about America

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

i’ve lived in america all my life and this seems pretty accurate though?

[gottalovecatss]

My hometown claims to have invented the Hamburger. Every year we have a festival to celebrate, and the WORST part of this horrible tradition is the cursed ketchup slide.

I’m not saying I want a JRPG set in America, but I am saying if there is one it needs a ketchup slide.

[faustlyaccused]

^ every state has like four towns that claim to be “home of the hamburger”. We don’t have a cursed ketchup slide but we do try and make the biggest hamburger ever.

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

futbol heritage

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[doggosource]

[crystaltoa]

HEY. I’m on a RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION over here. Aren’t ya gonna FUCKING STOP ME?

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[sirthursday]

[ctntduoarchive]

i love when people go "this looks like a 10k post to me" because it never works half the time and i just see them try so fruitlessly in my notes

[ctntduoarchive]

try me bitch

[ctntduoarchive]

..... hey guys....... uh you might wanna calm down.......

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

hey

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

hey tumblr user ctntduo

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

my good friend

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

just lemme try something here

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

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[splatoweentown]

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[lunelicmoone]

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[lasnevadaslaborunion]

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[skullasticarson]

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[yael-things]

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[i-want-to-prove-a-point]

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[medium-kat07]

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[lunelicmoone]

YOU GUYS FORGOT THE POW.

[xxether-nanoemikoxx-deactivated]

crying and sobbing.

[pluralphilza]

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[parksbornyuri]

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[i-want-to-prove-a-point]

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[wisebillyuegaysex]

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[cpunkhobie]

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[j0nxer-deactivated20240309]

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[marszstar]

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[ctntduoarchive]

KUNG POW POW?

[yailea-deactivated20231216]

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[medium-kat07]

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[lunelicmoone]

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[tntduocore]

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[xxether-nanoemikoxx-deactivated]

WHAT HE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

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[cquackity]

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[cquackity]

[seilon]

greedling is such a fucking funny combo of characters. like. greed is a pathetic little meow meow trying really hard to look like a cool dude who knows what he’s doing. and ling is a cool dude who knows what he’s doing pretending to be a pathetic little meow meow and they’re both in the body of a fourteen year old

[midnightthebree]

*Saving...*

*Do not turn off the console or exit to the home menu*

[kumanyak]

Real

+bonus

[everythingfox]

Meep

(via)

[prismatic-bell]

Translation for the monolingual:

“Where’s your mom? Where? You don’t—you don’t have one? Sorry. Poor dude.”

[adhoption]

I love the shift between languages when it mleps through the English, as if he’s realised ‘oh, this must be a Spanish speaking deer’, and even more so because it genuinely seems to notice and stops to consider the question that time