I'm back at it again, with more headcannons, because I just don't want to do anything productive. Yey, here we go! (gender neutral)
(WARNING(S): OOC(because i suck :’’’) )
--luffy--
at first he would whine, but you would use the ultimate weapon, FOOD!!
luffy eyes would widen and he would agree with you, only to regret it afterwards
when you said free food, all that came to mind was meat, but there were only "adult' food there
(seriously, who made sweet gravy?)
it was your friend that was getting married, so luffy was just a lost puppy the entire time
he didn't know anybody, and he just wanted to eat meat
luffy would try to tickle you to make it fun, but you would push his hands away
he would pout, whine, complain, but you wouldn't budge
finally the wedding actually starts, and luffy couldn't be more bored
he's happy for your friend, but he just simply doesn't care
all that's going through his mind is MEEEEEEEEATTT!!!
after the kiss/sealing/or whatever, he asks if you guys could go home
you say "no" because oh i don't know, maybe you would want to talk to your friend???????
luffy whines again, but you say, "You know what, come and greet them with me."
luffy, having nothing better to do, comes along
you say hi to your friend the groom, and luffy doesn't like it
oh luffy
even though he clearly knows that you are his, and that the groom literally JUST got married, he just can't help but get a little jealous
he sends his little glare at your friend the entire time, but also catches the wife glaring at you
he giggles, and taps on her shoulder
luffy and the bride immediately get along, making jokes, talking about how jealous they are, and just everything
your friend and your conversation come to a stop, to find luffy and the bride getting along very well
you sigh
"Luffy, we're going home."
"Awww, wait a minute, (Y/N)! She's about to show me a meme!"
oh how the tables have turned
--zoro--
zoro, i feel like would go if you asked, but this was a special case
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yup the wedding was SUPER early in the morning
sure, zoro can wake up, but does he want to?
nah
so, when you wake him up the morning of the wedding, he looks at you with the most dead look in the eye
"What's the point of having a wedding this early in the morning?"
you laugh at him, and tell him to hurry and dress up
you better not leave him alone, he'll just fall back in bed and start snoozing away
once you guys get in the wedding place, he's just dead inside
"Why am I here? I should be in bed right now."
poor zoro
you'll have to try to find some activities to do while waiting for it to start, because if he takes a seat, he'll fall asleep
but once it starts, honestly he's respectful
he tries his hardest to stay awake for it (he might doze off once or twice though)
after everything, you go to talk with the newly wedded couple
i feel like zoro would just be standing there next to you while you talked with them, just staring off into space
he'll be imagining his bed, his sweet, sweet wonderful bed
his warm sheets, fluffy pillow, your warmth just ah~
he'll either somehow take a nap while standing up, or just collapse on the floor (probably the second option, though ngl)
finally, it's time for the bride to throw her bouquet!
a bunch of people (all genders here :) ) gather behind the bride, but you don't
you just think that the throwing of the bouquet is kind of idiotic
oh well, you just wanted to see who would get the bouquet
she throws the bouquet, and somehow...... it lands on zoro's head
I'M NOT KIDDIN (haha you see what i did there? :''') )
everyone thinks it's rigged because... how did that even happen
you laugh at him, and he wakes up and the bouquet falls to his hands
as you leave together, you jokingly say
"So, when's the wedding?"
"Yes."
--sanji--
"OF COURSE I WILL, (Y/N)-KWUN/CHWAN~~~~!!!”
this simp
this absolute simp
honestly, you actually didn’t have to drag him along, he went willingly
when you get into your suit/dress/whatever you wear at a wedding, nosE BLEEDS
NOSE BLEEDS EVERYWHERE
the only bad part about him going is him insulting the food that was offered to the guests
“There are so many ladies here, and thEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SERVE THIS??”
“Sanji, calm down.”
he would storm the kitchen, and start lecturing the cooks
you’d probably have to drag him out of the kitchen, trying to convince him to spare the cooks for the day
reluctantly, he would let you persuade him, but for a price ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*ahem* a-anyhow, during the main event, he’ll be the most respectful person the earth
he would hold our hand while the groom and bride kiss and congratulate them after words even if he didn’t know who they were
if you converse too much with the groom and get a little touchy (as in a hug), he’ll get jealous
the dance party would be a blast!
you and sanji would be the best couple at dancing whether it would be just absolutely animalistic, or just classical dancing
honestly, y’all are just cute
Phew! Another one done! I’m actually really lazy on uploading on my blog, so please give me some asks to boost it. Thanks once again, and I’ll see y’all later! Peace out!
I just finished catching up w/ One Piece and I am ready to write and write! For this one, I decided to make up a scenario with a FTM reader. This is my very, very first time writing for FTM and sooooo, please critique me. Thank you, and enjoy.
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Zoro found many things odd. In fact, so many things were odd in his life. So, why was this one thing so bamboozling? He pinched himself, to the point of a bruise to make sure he was seeing things correctly. Was-- was Sanji talking with a girl, normally? Sanji, the simp himself, would never, ever be able to talk to another girl just like this... hOW? They were having a simple conversation, and no heart eyes, no nose bleeds, no flirting, no nothing. Was this really the Sanji, Zoro knows and loves hates? He was sure that Sanji caught him staring by the curving of his fingers, telling him to come and join the conversation. Zoro nodded and walked over.
“Hold on, (Y/N)-kun, before we restart our conversation, I want to introduce you to someone.” Sanji says and he turns his head to look at Zoro.
“...” Both of them stare Zoro down, expectantly.
“uHM-- I’m Zoro, uh, Sanji’s crewmate.” He starts nervously, not very sure what to say. Why did Sanji want to introduce someone to him, especially to him.
“Nice to meet you Zoro, I’m (Y/N) (L/N).”
Sanji laughs, “Pft, marimo you suck at socializing.”
Tick mark, “Could say the same thing about you, lover cook. Whenever you look at a girl, you get nosebleeds. I’m surprised that (Y/N) doesn’t give you the same effect.”
“...”
Suddenly, the conversation, and the laughs came to a stop. Sanji had a dark look in his eyes, and (Y/N) looked hurt. Zoro blinked. Did he do something wrong?
“Marimo, I’m sorry I didn’t say this earlier, but ‘she’ is a ‘he’.” Sanji says, emphasizing on the ‘he’.
Zoro was stunned. Even though it wasn’t his fault, he felt so, incredibly guilty. He felt it crawling up his back, and urge to kneel on the floor in apologies. Self consciously, he started kneeling toward the ground.
“I am so--”
“Zoro, stand up. It’s fine, really.”
He looked up to a smiling face. “It’s not your fault, you didn’t know.”
“Bu-But, I assumed something, and-- and I didn’t ask your preferred pronoun--”
He got cut off by laughter, “It’s really fine, don’t look so sad! But, thank you for worrying!” A smile was put on (Y/N)’s face.
Sanji sighed, “I was gonna give you the punishment of your life time, but he forgave you. I respect his wishes.”
(Y/N)’s giggles ripple through Sanji, and Zoro’s soul.
“Is there anything marimo can do for you, as an apology?” Sanji offers.
(Y/N) puts his finger on his bottom lip, “Hmmm.... Maybe, a date?”
you have been the most wonderful and the funniest people i have ever met in my life. im sad to see unus annus go. you have inspired me to keep happy and smiling. even though we may not know eachother in real life, i feel connected to you somehow. you welcome people from all around in the world with the ridiculous vidoes that you make. thank you for your efforts to make everyone smile. thank you for all the hours and days and nights you put into unus annus. thank you for being you. thank you for everthing. thank you so much. thank you so much. and, memento mori. (i luv you all T^T)
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