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will the real slim shady please stand up
guess who decided to come home~
imagine dragging the monster trio to a wedding
I'm back at it again, with more headcannons, because I just don't want to do anything productive. Yey, here we go! (gender neutral)
(WARNING(S): OOC(because i suck :’’’) )
--luffy--
at first he would whine, but you would use the ultimate weapon, FOOD!!
luffy eyes would widen and he would agree with you, only to regret it afterwards
when you said free food, all that came to mind was meat, but there were only "adult' food there
(seriously, who made sweet gravy?)
Guess what ya boi just did......
i cant believe that my own two hands did this
Who Did It Better?
VS
What do you think, folks?
I just finished catching up w/ One Piece and I am ready to write and write! For this one, I decided to make up a scenario with a FTM reader. This is my very, very first time writing for FTM and sooooo, please critique me. Thank you, and enjoy.
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Zoro found many things odd. In fact, so many things were odd in his life. So, why was this one thing so bamboozling? He pinched himself, to the point of a bruise to make sure he was seeing things correctly. Was-- was Sanji talking with a girl, normally? Sanji, the simp himself, would never, ever be able to talk to another girl just like this... hOW? They were having a simple conversation, and no heart eyes, no nose bleeds, no flirting, no nothing. Was this really the Sanji, Zoro knows and loves hates? He was sure that Sanji caught him staring by the curving of his fingers, telling him to come and join the conversation. Zoro nodded and walked over.
“Hold on, (Y/N)-kun, before we restart our conversation, I want to introduce you to someone.” Sanji says and he turns his head to look at Zoro.
“...” Both of them stare Zoro down, expectantly.
“uHM-- I’m Zoro, uh, Sanji’s crewmate.” He starts nervously, not very sure what to say. Why did Sanji want to introduce someone to him, especially to him.
“Nice to meet you Zoro, I’m (Y/N) (L/N).”
Sanji laughs, “Pft, marimo you suck at socializing.”
Tick mark, “Could say the same thing about you, lover cook. Whenever you look at a girl, you get nosebleeds. I’m surprised that (Y/N) doesn’t give you the same effect.”
“...”
Suddenly, the conversation, and the laughs came to a stop. Sanji had a dark look in his eyes, and (Y/N) looked hurt. Zoro blinked. Did he do something wrong?
“Marimo, I’m sorry I didn’t say this earlier, but ‘she’ is a ‘he’.” Sanji says, emphasizing on the ‘he’.
Zoro was stunned. Even though it wasn’t his fault, he felt so, incredibly guilty. He felt it crawling up his back, and urge to kneel on the floor in apologies. Self consciously, he started kneeling toward the ground.
“I am so--”
“Zoro, stand up. It’s fine, really.”
He looked up to a smiling face. “It’s not your fault, you didn’t know.”
“Bu-But, I assumed something, and-- and I didn’t ask your preferred pronoun--”
He got cut off by laughter, “It’s really fine, don’t look so sad! But, thank you for worrying!” A smile was put on (Y/N)’s face.
Sanji sighed, “I was gonna give you the punishment of your life time, but he forgave you. I respect his wishes.”
(Y/N)’s giggles ripple through Sanji, and Zoro’s soul.
“Is there anything marimo can do for you, as an apology?” Sanji offers.
(Y/N) puts his finger on his bottom lip, “Hmmm.... Maybe, a date?”
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*Sabito teaching Giyu how to drive*
Sabito: Okay, Tanjiro and Shinobu walk into the street, what do you hit?
Giyu: Shinobu, I would never hurt Tanjiro
Sabito: ...
Sabito: You hit the breaks, Giyu
oof
thats rough, tashigi
i cant--
memento mori
[im crying omfg]
dear unus annus,
you have been the most wonderful and the funniest people i have ever met in my life. im sad to see unus annus go. you have inspired me to keep happy and smiling. even though we may not know eachother in real life, i feel connected to you somehow. you welcome people from all around in the world with the ridiculous vidoes that you make. thank you for your efforts to make everyone smile. thank you for all the hours and days and nights you put into unus annus. thank you for being you. thank you for everthing. thank you so much. thank you so much. and, memento mori. (i luv you all T^T)
sincerely, a random person on the internet
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
daaaaaaaang nct lets goooooo
headcannons where sanji wears the ‘kiss the chef’ apron
warnings: kinda gay/x reader/just read the title gosh darn it
okok so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i havent met the whole crew so ima go with what I know lol
so while sanji cooks he wears the apron
im pretty sure that luffys gonna try to kiss him first but sanji avoids it
sanji prob yells at him
“wHAT in THE FIkRIING WoLRD aRE yOu doiNG.”
“but sanjiiiiiiiiiii it says kiss the chef”
it would be lokey dumb/cute
honestly, i don’t ship sanji and luffy but this is just an acceptation
imagine sanji just avoiding luffy for like a week
whenever luffy would just look at him sanji would go blush and just shrivel and die
i mean how would you react to someone trying to kiss you
you would prob avoid them too right?
speaking of you
it all depends on what gender you are?
unless sanji is just headover heels for you too
anyways if you were a girl and you kiss him
he would be dead
LOCAL NEWS: man dies from nose bleed
yuuuuup thats what would happen
sure sanji gets nosebleeds from the gorls but just kissing him a whole new level my son
this man will go ______-CHWAN~~~~~
and boom you just murdered a man
you better attended his funeral
okok imagine this:
this is sanjis funeral
we are slowly and sadly plays softly in the background
everyone is in black and their wiping their tears
its raining and its cold but they are here for their friend
luffy starts:
“we are here today to celebrate-- we are here today to remember sanji”
“he was a good simp-- he was a good man”
“he unfortunately died of a nose bleed--
someone snickered in the crowd
apparently its zoro
and he got a bonk from nami
speaking of zoro(aka my son or your son)
okok so zoro just magically woke up before lunch and walked in the kitchen
and he saw it and then hes thinking
ooga booga caveman brain lets do the thing on the apron
and then it happens
like its zoros and sanjis first kiss boom
zosan nation confirmed
and then imagine zoro being unfazed by it
and then sanji is all blushy blushy and the fluffy fluffy
just daw~~~~~~~~~~~~
they cute they are reawly cute
(if you guys want more of this i have some ideas just ask *insert lenny face*)
get you a man who can do both
dude full on just draw luffy slav squating with the whole crew, i guarantee you it will be amazing 10/10 and epic
uhhh i dont know if this is what your asking for but close enough. your welcome anon.
(btw anyone who requests anything please call me dude. its a chad move.)
(PS srry 4 the shaky camra)
(PS PS sorry if you wanted the whole crew i just haven't met the whole crew yet so ye)
Thank you for doing my last request
shi shi no prob
my son zoro back at it again