Z𝔢𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔦

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[bronzyglow]

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

[noprom]

[queerpong-blog]

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

[depsidase]

[biologylabs]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

my life: *going good*

a minor inconvenience: *happens*

me:

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[apjvff]

we're all hoes under the same blue sky

[gencritical]

Ok but why do men always talk to you like they’re trying to teach you something? 

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[melisica]

“Time heals no wounds. My patience hasn’t healed a fucking thing.”

—

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[zetsunii]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin]

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[zetsunii]