Fraudulating my taxes

What in Santa's holy name happened while I was gone

[astraldemise]

"little" and "freak" are my favourite adjective noun combo. like not only are you peculiar in nature but you are also rather small.

[hansoape]

a sister who likes to sing!

[rwoh]

Sokka and Zuko both have high intelligence and low wisdom and the only difference is that Sokka has high Charisma. In this essay I will-

[sokkas-b-plot]

“sokka has high charisma” that’s a BOLD claim about this guy:

[queerical]

you say that like it didn’t work

[disasterdrow]

that line would only have worked for someone with supernaturally high charisma.

[celestial-fang]

In this post I will discuss submissive bishounen Skitarii and why this is canon

Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world

Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!

Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!

Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…

For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)

This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar.

All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.

Thank you for coming to my speech.

[charlesoberonn]

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

[charlesoberonn]

That’s the drone operator’s job.

[yonae]

Rich lady x Bodyguard AU vibes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

personally i dont think theres much funnier than speeding up star trek tos gifs in particular

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[writing-prompt-s]

A retired soldier uses a new job website to apply for the ‘HARD CORPS’ to be a mercenary - meanwhile a magical girl uses the same job board to apply to the 'HEART CORPS’ team. Due to a coding error their applications are switched - but it all worked out in the end.

[zeus10157]

Relogging so I can one day write something here

[soranatus]

This is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a Star Wars property

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

[pearwaldorf]

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

[koffinrott]

This is a very, very crucial fandom skill.

But also , as a reminder, if a fic makes you go "Shut up" you do not need to leave ugly comments. Do not engage with it any further.

Not being a hateful little jerk is also a skill y'all should learn.

[kleenexwoman]

If you have this reaction, it's Not For You.

It's like a mild allergic reaction. You don't need to eat the whole pineapple to see if your lips swell up or if your tongue is just going to tingle.

And if you do, it's on you, not the fault of the person who made the fruit salad.

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[zeus10157]

The Chisato Wiggle™

[kurayamineko]

[zeus10157]

[yourfavehasneverreadhomestuck]

You have never read homestuck!

[destinymoonart]

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[zeus10157]

I’m back from the store

[the-rainbow-witch]

Did you get the milk

[zeus10157]

No I couldn’t find it