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'It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this' - quote cuffya-bitch

[devil-may-cry-v]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

[ladyespera]

dmc5 finale

working on a trish painting << see a YT comment and spend too much time making a meme

Alternatively:

✨ that moment when the soulful violin solo gets unceremoniously suplexed into an electrip bop remix ✨

[IMAGE ID: A rendition of the "I am the captain now" meme, but with Vergil and Nero instead. In the first panel, Nero says "Look at me, father. Look at me." In the second panel, Vergil looks at him nervously. In the final panel, Nero (in full DT form) says "I am the final boss now." Alternatively, he says, "I am the storm that is approaching now."]

[devilmayfamily]

DMC Headcanons

All the devil boys have warm blood due to being part demon however Vergil is much warmer than his brother or son

Nero's blood is a lot colder than theirs since he's only a quarter demon but he's still very warm

Dante actually knows how to cook. He learned from mama Sparda, Eva, and is really good at it but he's just too lazy

Vergil is constantly rediscovering his childhood through V and sometimes uses V as his communicator for all those deep mushy feelings

It's known that Nico fixes everything, she fixes so much in fact that she starts making everyone pay

Trish is the aunt who drinks and talks shit about everyone

Lady is the sweet aunt who will compliment you but will also give you a stern talking to when needed

Kyrie has been known to stay up late/wake up in the middle of the night to bake because she found a recipe she wants to try and it cant wait for the sun to rise V is very good at chess. He often plays when waiting for everyone to get back from missions or while waiting for something interesting to happen during his own Vergil has tried to get Dante to play chess with him on multiple occasions when they were young. Dante only recently picked it up when V was present Nero knows sign language due to being in the orphanage. He had to learn to speak to some of the other kids or staff memebers Kyrie is the one who taught him sign language Vergil secretly loves his family. The only one to ever hear him confess to it was Kyrie when he was thanking her for taking care of and loving Nero all those years

[ssson-of-sparda]

“We are one and the same you and I. But you’ve lost me and I’ve lost you”

Devil May Cry 5 - Visions of V (new artwork)

[revolver-ossified-deactivated20]

[spoiler1001]

Goddamnit. Nero is truely part of that family.

@sonderlativ I see your 'vergil jumps out of windows to get out of a conversation' and raise you 'Nero burst through a wall to start one'

[sonderlativ]

Let’s hope these two will never find themselves in a situation in which Nero is very determined to start a conversation that Vergil is desperate to leave or they may lay waste to yet another city.

Dante will pay for any damages, of course, like he always does.

[spoiler1001]

Isnt that just the ending of the game?

[sonderlativ]

Too bad there were no walls for Nero to destroy then to confront his father, huh?

DMC6 prediction: Nero will just straight up shatter the veil between the human and demon realm and drag his dumbass relatives out of hell because he is not done giving them a heartfelt piece of his mind, yet.

Somehow, Dante will ‘adopt’ yet another kid.

[spoiler1001]

Doors mean nothing to any of them. I'm surprised patty hasn't gone through a window yet.

[sonderlativ]

Why Dante was clearly Eva’s favourite, exhibit A: he was taught how to use a door.

[spoiler1001]

[looks to the opening of DMC4.]

[iamtheshriekingguineapig]

Nero is the kool-aid man

[zeussbot]

Nero "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" Sparda

[vengeful-otaku]

[cyborgdumptruck]

I genuinely teared up :’))

[zeussbot]

Tumblr, you're my old hellscape, we used to click. Remember?

but now I realize I'll be ignored and invisible no matter what I post

and baby, you're the abusive ex I think I'll start to learn to live without

🖕🖕🖕🖕

choke on it, shitlord; I'm done being invisible with your site analytics and fucking advertisements

buncha fucking sellouts

[his-shining-tears]

This is the best and the worst crossover I've ever seen.

[cyborgdumptruck]

Я верещу как кит, это прям лучший мем за сегодня. AWOOGA СЭМ

[iamtheshriekingguineapig]

Hard cut to Nero 5 years later, standing inside the Qliphoth, covered in blood from head-to-toe

And he realizes that a little demon goo wouldn't have been nearly as bad.

[spoiler1001]

at least it's not frog goo

[iamtheshriekingguineapig]

You know what, he gets coated in frog goo later. It's all gross.

[spoiler1001]

demon hunting is gross

[iamtheshriekingguineapig]

"Welcome to this week's episode of Dirty Jobs"

[zeussbot]

Meanwhile way back years ago, Dante @ 19yrs old be like-

"I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE DIGESTIVE TRACT OF A WHALE AND EMERGED FROM ITS EYEBALL AFTER MAKING IT HAVE A HEART ATTACK. A LITTLE BILE DON'T SCARE ME."

And he did it all without even a little bit of a shirt to compensate.

Nero *is* Vergil's child if he doesn't like getting a little dirty like that.

[sleepinglionhearts]

Girlfriend has been playing Devil May Cry 5 lately and I know nothing about this series so! Have some memes :)

[sonderlativ]

Vergil left a conversation by jumping down stairs like 3 stories. He's chaotic in a way that dante can't be.

Vergil left Sanctus a conversation by low key threatening a sleep drunk old man and telling him that he should stop worshipping his dad and start worshipping him instead, before jumping out a window.

Vergil left his brother yet another conversation by throwing himself headfirst down a cliff into a bottomless abyss.

Vergil left his son and their first ever actual conversation by giving Nero a heartfelt goodbye in the form of a fist to the face and some poetry to soothe his aches - before jumping from the stratosphere straight back into Hell.

That man is not chaotic. That man is an unhinged disaster waiting to happen. He has no concept of tact (or doesn’t care) and does not know how to carry or end a conversation to save his life.

(He is also a drama queen.)

[spoiler1001]

I want to know how he seduced Nero's mother so badly.

[princesssakurasylveon]

He slept with her and then jumped out a window in Tuxedo Mask Sailor Moon fashion

[sonderlativ]

This is now canon.

[princesssakurasylveon]

Vergil: My work here is done

Nero’s Mom: But you didn’t do anything

Vergil: Did I?

*jumps out window after swooshing his coattails*

[iamtheshriekingguineapig]

Oh my gosh it's so accurate. This thread is life-giving

Who taught this dumbass man how to end a conversation?

[beardedmrbean]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[degenerate-otaku]

JACK THE RIPPER???

More like Jack the STRIPPER w those heels and those thighs and fat ass-

[xenonpurpules]

happy pride month