ZEUS

ALL HAIL THE FURRY KING 👑 (also a Greek god 🤫)

[zeustheblobfish]

"Don't let your dreams be dreams" - Zeus 2019

An original quote from me. You'll never find such words of wisdom anywhere else.

(art by Tauriie on artfight)

[ghostslostinwhatever]

Me reading everyone’s posts about summer while I’m still in school taking finals:

[gummysharksandpeachrings-deacti]

Me reading everyone’s posts about summer while working a dead-end retail job as an adult:

[zeustheblobfish]

Me reading everyone's posts about summer while being a fish that lives 2000 feet underwater.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[zeustheblobfish]

The sea is too straight for my liking. That is why I grew legs and left.

[kosherdyke]

Mass produced gamer girl bath water

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Don’t give Big Water ideas

[vronokoruz-deactivated20250121]

unsustainable. support your local sustainable gamer girl bath water well or make your own at home if you want to hack the system

[regularlesbian]

We're killing our fucking planet

[zeustheblobfish]

Sea water < Bath Water < Sustainable Gamer Girl Bath Water 💦

That's going on the Christmas list

[joylessmarxist]

I amm superior bc i dont have sex and never thinking about sex like u degenerates.

[zeustheblobfish]

I'm superior bc I'm a blobfish. Checkmate apes.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zeustheblobfish]

Thicc

[thereelprincenoctis]

[zeustheblobfish]

Almost as beautiful as me....almost.....

[teathattast]

your coffee

[zeustheblobfish]

Normal fish things, I can assure you.

[teathattast]

[annadiplosis]

I get uncomfortably self-conscious when I try to draw myself but this fishsona (¿?) is working for me!

[seabass2819]

[zeustheblobfish]

Lobster Reconnaissance

[catchymemes]

[zeustheblobfish]

I hired a sea cucumber as my personal body guard. Everyone laughed, said I was insane. He slaughtered an entire shoal of hostile squid.

[submarine-prince]

apparently ‘blobfish’ is my sister’s new favourite word

[zeustheblobfish]

Your sister has good taste in words.

[tigerjeff]

[zeustheblobfish]

Stop stealing my comrades you heartless mammals.

[feral-pixie-dream-possum]

[zeustheblobfish]

Initial formation of the blobfish army, 1991 (colorized)

[jafyart]

Blob fish

[crochetbabe]

I am working on a custom order for a cube shaped blobfish! I think I like how it turned out. He just needs a tail :) 

[zeustheblobfish]

Cube blob fish ay 🤔