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Hermione: Donāt overreact.
Harry, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: Iām not.
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Londonās Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next ātwo to three years.ā But, in its current state, the system canāt tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.
This just seemed appropriate today.
oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post
FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS
highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. thereās a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs
this is what happens when you let horses from the 1800s do all of your city planning
god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car
one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversedĀ at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt
I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options
I donāt think you understand the horror that is Kelly Square, but Iād love to see a worse intersection if you know one
I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is āyou just go if you donāt go thatās when you dieā.
Massachusetts doesnāt believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah thatās pretty average and thanks I hate it.Ā You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.
listen once youāve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in
My cat is an absolute unit
thicc and chonky
Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
Iām upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
āDo not be daunted by the enormity of the worldās grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.ā - Rabbi Tarfon
I needed to hear this
every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face
If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT⦠go in the other direction
i know this sounds like a shitpost but isnāt this like, real advice regarding tsunamis
Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost
This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.
So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away
ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.
mlm is just wlw upside down and wlw is just mlm upside down. idk what this means. i think it means weāre friends
chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginnyās diary bcĀ āhaha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blankā and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and goĀ āomg infinite dicksā so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end
This is my legacy
#dicksoutfortomriddle
in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you
diary: stolen pages: self-erasing dicks: out
TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX
wish i were a resourceful little forest creature like in childrenās books and fairy tales. oh to be a snail with a mushroom to call home or a frog with a maple leaf for an umbrella or a little mouse with a cozy sardine tin bed inside a hollowed out wall or a beetle with a matchbox garden patch or a squirrel with a little acorn hat for the winter